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  • May include: A white rectangular sticker with the text ADULTING in a dark blue serif font above a five-star rating system where only the first star is filled in blue, and the text I did not consent to any of this printed below the stars.
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  • May include: A rectangular vinyl sticker measuring 3 inches by 1.3 inches. The sticker features the text "ADULTING" in a black serif font above a five-star rating system with one blue star, and the text "I did not consent to any of this."
  • May include: A white rectangular sticker with rounded edges featuring the black text ADULTING above a row of five stars. The first star is filled with light blue, while the others are outlined in gray. Below the stars is the text I did not consent to any of this.
  • May include: A white rectangular sticker with rounded corners featuring the word ADULTING in a black serif font above a five-star rating system where only the first star is filled in blue. Below the stars is the text I did not consent to any of this.
  • May include: A white die-cut sticker featuring the black text ADULTING in a serif font above a five-star rating system. Only the first star is filled in with light blue color. Below the stars, the text reads I did not consent to any of this.
  • May include: A white rectangular sticker with rounded edges featuring the black text ADULTING above a five-star rating graphic. The first star is filled with light blue, and the text I did not consent to any of this is printed below.
  • May include: A black graphic with white text that reads: HAND ILLUSTRATED. I AM AN ARTIST AND ILLUSTRATOR - MY DESIGNS WILL NEVER INCLUDE GENERATIVE AI. DESIGNS: PROCREATE AND ILLUSTRATOR. PHOTOGRAPHY: SHOT BY ME, EDITED IN LIGHTROOM. THANK YOU FOR SUPPORTING REAL ARTISTS.
  • May include: A rectangular sticker with a white background and black border. The text ADULTING is printed in a bold, black serif font above a five-star rating graphic. One star is filled with bright cyan, and the text I did not consent to any of this is printed in a small, black sans-serif font below the stars.
  • May include: A rectangular sticker with a white background and a black border. The text ADULTING is printed in a bold, dark font above a five-star rating system where only the first star is filled in blue. Below, the text I did not consent to any of this is printed in a smaller, black font.
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Adulting, Millennial Humor Sticker – Adulting Fail, 3" Matte

ChaoticQuest  
5 out of 5 stars

Item highlights

  • Dimensions: Width: 3 Inches

Seller's description

⭐ Would Not Recommend ⭐
If you’ve ever looked at your bills, emails, or to-do list and thought absolutely not, this sticker is for you. Perfect for anyone who’s out here pretending to have it together while crying into their iced coffee.

Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, planner, or wherever you need to scream into the void. This may not pay your taxes, but it will validate your existential dread.

Details:
⭐ Matte Finish
⭐ Waterproof & Durable
⭐ 3 inches at its longest edge

✨ A Note from the Overwhelmed Department: ✨
Colors may vary slightly depending on your screen settings. But the disappointment? Consistently high.

No Items in my shop will ever utilize AI, all designs have been thoughtfully hand illustrated by yours truly.

Copyright Mariah Florez-MacInnis 2025

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Price:$5.00

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Shipping & return policies
  • Returns & exchanges
    Accepted within 30 days
  • Cost to ship
    $1.00 to United States, 43215.

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May include: A white rectangular sticker with the text ADULTING in a dark blue serif font above a five-star rating system where only the first star is filled in blue, and the text I did not consent to any of this printed below the stars.

⭐ Would Not Recommend ⭐
If you’ve ever looked at your bills, emails, or to-do list and thought absolutely not, this sticker is for you. Perfect for anyone who’s out here pretending to have it together while crying into their iced coffee.

Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, planner, or wherever you need to scream into the void. This may not pay your taxes, but it will validate your existential dread.

Details:
⭐ Matte Finish
⭐ Waterproof & Durable
⭐ 3 inches at its longest edge

✨ A Note from the Overwhelmed Department: ✨
Colors may vary slightly depending on your screen settings. But the disappointment? Consistently high.

No Items in my shop will ever utilize AI, all designs have been thoughtfully hand illustrated by yours truly.

Copyright Mariah Florez-MacInnis 2025

ChaoticQuest made this item with help from
Sticker Printer, Lomma, Sweden

Delivery details and policies

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    Nov 6-16
  • Returns and exchanges
    Accepted within 30 days
  • Ships from
    Pelham, NH
  • Cost to ship
    $1.00 to United States, 43215

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ChaoticQuest
Mariah Florez
ChaoticQuest ·

New Hampshire, United States

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