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Seller's description

Inject some holiday cheer with a witty twist using this funny Christmas card that perfectly balances humor and sarcasm. Designed for those who appreciate a good laugh, this humorous Xmas card brings a playful edge to your seasonal greetings while making a memorable impression. Whether you’re searching for a rude offensive Xmas gift or a sarcastic Xmas card to surprise friends and family, this card is sure to deliver smiles and chuckles.

BUY ONE GET ONE 50% OFF: Add any 2 items from our store to your cart to qualify automatically at checkout.
All cards ship via regular stamped letter mail from Canada with estimated delivery times: Canada (3-5 business days), USA (7-12 business days), Worldwide (15-20 business days).
Delivery times may vary slightly depending on postal service and season.
- Size: 4.25" x 5.5"
- Blank inside for your personal message
- Professionally printed and scored for a polished finish
- Includes white envelope for easy gifting
- No extra tariffs or delays due to international shipping
Contact us anytime with questions or concerns about your order.

- All orders are carefully packaged to prevent damage during shipping
- Shipping is via regular stamped letter mail from Canada worldwide
- Estimated delivery: Canada (3-5 business days), USA (7-12 business days), Worldwide (15-20 business days)
- Delivery times may vary depending on postal service volume and seasonality

Welcome to our Etsy shop, where we specialize in funny, quirky, sentimental, and rude greeting cards designed to delight every personality.
Each card is crafted with care and guaranteed to bring smiles or laughs to your loved ones.
Explore our collection for unique cards that stand out and add joy to any occasion.

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Great quality Looks great Fast shipping Love it

“The cards were exactly as described, are excellent quality, and the shipping was very fast. I would definitely purchased from this shop again!”

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Price:$5.41

Original Price: $7.22

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Shipping & return policies
  • Get it by
    Nov 14-21
  • Returns & exchanges
    Accepted within 30 days
  • Cost to ship
    $1.48 to United States, 43215.

    Enjoy free shipping to the US when you spend $35+ at this shop.

Reviews for this item

What buyers say, summarized by AI: Great quality Looks great Fast shipping Love it

5.0

We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience.

(13 reviews)

5.0 Item quality
4.9 Shipping
5.0 Customer service
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5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Etsy buyer Nov 4, 2026

The cards were exactly as described, are excellent quality, and the shipping was very fast. I would definitely purchased from this shop again!

Etsy buyer Nov 4, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

PAULA Nov 4, 2026

Very well made and good quality.

PAULA Nov 4, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Etsy buyer Oct 20, 2026

This is a hilarious Christmas card!

Etsy buyer Oct 20, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Alana Sep 4, 2026

as described and came timely, great item!

Alana Sep 4, 2026

Seller's description

Inject some holiday cheer with a witty twist using this funny Christmas card that perfectly balances humor and sarcasm. Designed for those who appreciate a good laugh, this humorous Xmas card brings a playful edge to your seasonal greetings while making a memorable impression. Whether you’re searching for a rude offensive Xmas gift or a sarcastic Xmas card to surprise friends and family, this card is sure to deliver smiles and chuckles.

BUY ONE GET ONE 50% OFF: Add any 2 items from our store to your cart to qualify automatically at checkout.
All cards ship via regular stamped letter mail from Canada with estimated delivery times: Canada (3-5 business days), USA (7-12 business days), Worldwide (15-20 business days).
Delivery times may vary slightly depending on postal service and season.
- Size: 4.25" x 5.5"
- Blank inside for your personal message
- Professionally printed and scored for a polished finish
- Includes white envelope for easy gifting
- No extra tariffs or delays due to international shipping
Contact us anytime with questions or concerns about your order.

- All orders are carefully packaged to prevent damage during shipping
- Shipping is via regular stamped letter mail from Canada worldwide
- Estimated delivery: Canada (3-5 business days), USA (7-12 business days), Worldwide (15-20 business days)
- Delivery times may vary depending on postal service volume and seasonality

Welcome to our Etsy shop, where we specialize in funny, quirky, sentimental, and rude greeting cards designed to delight every personality.
Each card is crafted with care and guaranteed to bring smiles or laughs to your loved ones.
Explore our collection for unique cards that stand out and add joy to any occasion.

Delivery details and policies

  • Get it by
    Nov 14-21
  • Returns and exchanges
    Accepted within 30 days
  • Ships from
    Canada
  • Cost to ship
    $1.48 to United States, 43215

    Enjoy free shipping to the US when you spend $35+ at this shop.

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