I Honestly Feel Bad For People Who Aren’t Us We Are Some Hilarious Mother F*ckers | Funny Best Friend Card | Snarky Greeting Card

For the friend who makes every situation ten times louder, dumber, and more entertaining in the best possible way. This card nails that chaotic, ride-or-die energy — the kind of friendship where you both know you're the funniest people in any room and everyone else is just trying to keep up. It’s bold, unfiltered, and the perfect way to remind your person that being this iconic is really a public service. Give it to your partner-in-crime and let them bask in the glory of your combined nonsense.

💬 TEXT ON CARD: i honestly feel bad for people who aren’t us. we are some hilarious mother fuckers.

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Every card is designed, printed, cut, folded, and packed in-house by a small but feisty team of paper nerds in Austin, Texas - one snarky card at a time. We print on luxe matte cardstock, pair each card with a recycled kraft envelope and a cute sticker, then throw it all into a clear sleeve like the overachievers we are. Most orders ship within 24 hours because waiting is for suckers.

Need more than one card? Of course you do. Check out the volume discounts and stock up like the stationery-hoarding menace you were born to be.

Need something tweaked, changed, or adjusted? Please message me BEFORE ordering so we can make it perfect together. Otherwise, I’ll have to hunt you down with a string of painfully polite follow-ups, and let’s be real - nobody wants that weird little dance.

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THE DETAILS

• Blank inside - ready for your message
• A2 size card measures 4.25" x 5.5" folded
• Printed on premium matte cardstock
• Comes with a kraft envelope
• Includes an envelope seal sticker
• Packaged in a clear sleeve

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HOW YOUR STUFF GETS DELIVERED

💌 STANDARD USPS LETTER MAIL (Free Option)
• 1 - 2 weeks (sometimes longer)
• Partial tracking - It’s not regular USPS tracking. It might say “delivered” before it actually shows up, or stay in “pre-transit” for days. Try not to panic, this is normal.

🚚 USPS GROUND ADVANTAGE (Faster)
• 2 - 5 business days
• Includes full USPS tracking

🚀 USPS PRIORITY MAIL (Fastest)
• 2 - 3 business days
• Includes full USPS tracking

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DISCOUNT CODES

💸 Buy more, save more
• 10% off 4+ cards — use code SWEET10
• 15% off 8+ cards — use code SWEETER15
• 20% off 12+ cards — use code SAVAGE20

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