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Dark Self-Deprecating Humor Shirt - Hello I See My Assassins Have Failed, Survival Mode Tee

Name: Dark Self-Deprecating Humor Shirt - Hello I See My Assassins Have Failed, Survival Mode Tee
Brand: Teerade
SKU: 4423720112
Availability: InStock

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Designed by Teerade
Materials: Cotton

This is a black unisex t-shirt for people who've recognized that their biggest threat has always been internal and they're still here anyway. Off-white text acknowledging that self-sabotage is a full-time job with a terrible success rate.

For those who've survived their own brain's attempts at destruction through anxiety spirals, impulsive decisions, self-destructive patterns, and general chaos. The design celebrates the dark comedy of being your own worst enemy and somehow making it through anyway. Works well as a gift for people in therapy working on self-sabotage, friends with dark senses of humor, anyone who's survived their twenties, or adults who've learned that rock bottom has a basement.

- Unisex fit
- Black cotton
- Off-white text print
- Sizes S–5XL (see size chart)
- Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

Runs true to size. For a looser fit, size up.

Made to order and ships within 3–5 business days. Due to the custom nature, returns are limited to defective items only.

Designed for adults who know that surviving yourself is the ultimate achievement and dark humor is a coping mechanism.

Order today to get by Aug 10-17
Returns & exchanges not accepted
Cost to ship: $4.75
Ships from: Charlotte, NC

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