Funny Apathy Shirt - Fucks Given Gauge at Zero, No Care Left Tee, Burnout Humor Gift
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This is a black unisex t-shirt for people whose concern meter has been stuck at empty for so long they've forgotten what caring feels like. Off-white gauge graphic documenting the complete absence of emotional investment.
For those who've run out of patience, empathy, and the capacity to pretend they're invested in drama that doesn't concern them. The design provides visual confirmation that the tank is empty, the well is dry, and caring requires resources that are no longer available. Works well as a gift for retail workers on their last nerve, anyone in customer service, exhausted teachers, burnt-out parents, or friends whose emotional labor budget has been at zero since 2019.
- Unisex fit
- Black cotton
- Off-white graphic print
- Sizes S–5XL (see size chart)
- Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
Runs true to size. For a looser fit, size up.
Made to order and ships within 3–5 business days. Due to the custom nature, returns are limited to defective items only.
Designed for adults who've stopped pretending to care and believe honesty about apathy is the highest form of integrity.
Price:$18.99+
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Order today to get by Aug 10-17
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Returns & exchanges not accepted.
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Ships from: Charlotte, NC
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Cost to ship: $4.75
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Deliver to United States, 43215
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