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Existential Humor T-Shirt – WTF Per Hour, Burnout Tee

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This is a black unisex t-shirt for people whose life is measured not in heartbeats but in moments of pure bewilderment. Off-white text documenting the frequency at which reality stops making sense.

For those navigating absurd workplaces, dysfunctional relationships, incomprehensible news cycles, or just general existence in a world that feels increasingly like a simulation running on outdated code. The design acknowledges that confusion isn't occasional—it's the baseline operating state. Works well as a gift for anyone in their thirties questioning everything, parents of teenagers, people working in corporate America, or friends whose internal monologue is just continuous what-the-fuck on repeat.

- Unisex fit
- Black cotton
- Off-white text print
- Sizes S–5XL (see size chart)
- Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

Runs true to size. For a looser fit, size up.

Made to order and ships within 3–5 business days. Due to the custom nature, returns are limited to defective items only.

Designed for adults who've stopped looking for meaning and started counting wtf moments instead.

  • Order today to get by Nov 2-12
  • Returns & exchanges not accepted
  • Cost to ship: $4.75
  • Ships from: Charlotte, NC

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