Self-Aware Humor Shirt - Do I Regret It Yes Would I Do It Again Probably, Bad Decisions Tee

This is a black unisex t-shirt for people who acknowledge their mistakes but refuse to let that knowledge influence future behavior. Off-white text documenting the beautiful paradox of being self-aware and utterly unchanged by it.

For those who've texted the ex at 2 AM multiple times, eaten gas station sushi twice, agreed to help people move after swearing never again, and generally repeated every mistake with full knowledge of the consequences. The design celebrates the human ability to recognize patterns while doing absolutely nothing to break them. Works well as a gift for friends with legendary poor judgment, anyone who treats red flags as suggestions, or people whose life motto is probably not but maybe.

- Unisex fit
- Black cotton
- Off-white text print
- Sizes S–5XL (see size chart)
- Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

Runs true to size. For a looser fit, size up.

Made to order and ships within 3–5 business days. Due to the custom nature, returns are limited to defective items only.

Designed for adults who believe that learning from mistakes is optional and repetition builds character.