• May include: Black background with white text that reads: "IF YOU COULD READ MY MIND I'M QUITE SURE YOU'D BE TRAUMATIZED FOR LIFE!" The text is in a bold, sans-serif font.
  • Unisex classic tee
  • May include: Black graphic with size charts in inches and centimeters for various shirt sizes. The chart includes measurements for length, width, and sleeve length, with sizes ranging from S to 5XL.
  • May include: Black background with white text that reads: "IF YOU COULD READ MY MIND I'M QUITE SURE YOU'D BE TRAUMATIZED FOR LIFE!" The text is in a bold, sans-serif font.
  • Unisex classic tee
  • May include: Black graphic with size charts in inches and centimeters for various shirt sizes. The chart includes measurements for length, width, and sleeve length, with sizes ranging from S to 5XL.
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Dark Mental Health Humor Shirt - If You Could Read My Mind You'd Be Traumatized For Life, Therapy Tee

Richie

Designed by Richie

Owner of Teerade
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Materials

Cotton

Made to Order

Yes

This is a black unisex t-shirt for people whose inner monologue is an unedited horror show they wouldn't wish on anyone. Off-white text serving as a public service announcement about the chaos within.

For those navigating intrusive thoughts, anxiety spirals, overthinking marathons, dark humor coping mechanisms, or just the general experience of having a brain that refuses to behave. The design acknowledges that what goes on inside your head would probably require therapy for anyone unfortunate enough to experience it. Works well as a gift for therapy enthusiasts, people with chaotic brain energy, friends whose thoughts are a constant disaster, or anyone whose internal experience is rated R for disturbing content.

- Unisex fit
- Black cotton
- Off-white text print
- Sizes S–5XL (see size chart)
- Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

Runs true to size. For a looser fit, size up.

Made to order and ships within 3–5 business days. Due to the custom nature, returns are limited to defective items only.

Designed for adults who know that their calm exterior is protective camouflage for the absolute chaos happening internally, and keeping those thoughts private is an act of kindness.

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Price:$18.99+

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  • Order today to get by Aug 10-17
  • Returns & exchanges not accepted.
  • Ships from: Charlotte, NC
  • Cost to ship: $4.75
  • Deliver to United States, 43215

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