All candles are intended to be burned responsibly and are an inherent fire hazard. Before lighting, Remove all herbs, crystals, charms, botanicals, and other decorative toppings. Trim wick to 1/4" before each burn. Never leave a burning candle unattended. Keep away from children, pets, drafts, and flammable materials. Burn only on a stable, heat-resistant surface and never burn longer than 4 hours at a time. Discontinue use when 1/2" of wax remains. By purchasing and burning our candles, you acknowledge these safety instructions and accept responsibility for proper candle use. We are not responsible for injury, fire, or property damage resulting from misuse or failure to follow these instructions.

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I’m always happy to answer questions about my products, and I include as much information as possible in each listing to help you choose what feels right for you. However, I do not provide personal spiritual or situational advice, counseling, spell work, or instructions for individual circumstances. My candles and other products are created as tools for your own personal spiritual practice. I encourage you to do your own research, explore different traditions and methods, and use your own intuition and discernment when deciding how you would like to work with them. 💚

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Someone F'd Up Candle, Mature Content, Chaos Magic, Revenge Spell, Hex, Curse, Black Magic, Dark Witchcraft

Name: Someone F'd Up Candle, Mature Content, Chaos Magic, Revenge Spell, Hex, Curse, Black Magic, Dark Witchcraft
Brand: EnchantedMoonCrystal
SKU: 4428592067
Price: 22.40 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 5.0 (51 reviews)

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Materials: Wax type: Soy

✨️ Someone Fucked Up is a black magic candle for hexing, cursing, banishment, and chaos work when enough is enough and the time for passive endurance has passed. Crafted for shadow work with great power, this candle is meant to stir movement, disrupt toxic energy, and unleash deliberate spiritual force against what has harmed, invaded, or disrespected your peace. It works through righteous wrath, fierce intention, and unapologetic power. This is not a soft return-to-sender candle, it is a tool for those prepared to work unapologetically with authority, chaos, and disruptive force.

✨️ Topped with bloodstone and amethyst for courage, energetic defense, and spiritual authority, and dressed with a potent mix of herbs and flowers, each chosen for their role in baneful spellworking. This is about righteous fire, setting boundaries, and refusing to let someone cross lines. This isnt an esthetic, its soul, heart, the eyes.

✨️ The scent is a blend of lavender and grounding vetiver, wrapped in warm musk and sandalwood, creating an atmosphere for the spell to move with purpose.

✨️ 9 oz soy wax candle with a cotton wick. Made with premium, phthalate-free fragrance oils blended with natural essential oils. Candle dimensions: approximately 3.5 in. x 2.75 in. Approximate burn time: 45–65 hours. For the best performance and safest burn, do not burn the candle continuously from beginning to end. Always trim the wick before each burn.

✨️ Hi! My name is Jessica Thiele, and I’m excited to say that it’s in my birth chart to do this. I know that because of this alignment, the energy and magic infused into each candle can amplify your intentions. I create powerful spell candles with great attention to detail and quality. Each candle is hand-poured with love and pure intentions, and I make everything in very small batches.

✨️ All candles are ready to ship within 1–3 business days, and each order includes an instruction card. If you have any questions, please feel free to reach out. I’m incredibly grateful for my customers, and every order is of great importance to my family and me. It is truly an honor to create tools that can become part of your candle work, rituals, and spiritual practice.

✨️ This candle is offered as a spiritual tool and decorative item. It does not promise or guarantee any specific outcome. The magic comes from you, your intentions, and the energy you bring to your practice.

✨️ To help prevent fire or serious injury, always burn candles within sight. Keep away from drafts, children, pets, and anything that can catch fire. Never leave a burning candle unattended. Always follow the candle-care and safety instructions provided with your order. Enchanted Moon Crystal is not responsible for damage or injury resulting from misuse or failure to follow candle safety guidelines.

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Cost to ship: $12.10

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What buyers say, summarized by AI: Love it Smells amazing Great quality Looks great As described Well packaged Fast shipping

5.0

(51 reviews)

5.0 Item quality

4.9 Shipping

5.0 Customer service

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5 This item

Regan Oct 22, 2026

As always, candles are perfect and smell amazing. Love this shop so much! Thank you so much, Jessica!! 💖

Regan Oct 22, 2026

5 This item

Trent Sep 18, 2026

Arrived swiftly and on time

Trent Sep 18, 2026

5 This item

Erin Sep 15, 2026

Beautiful product. Exactly as pictured and described. USPS sucks though.

Erin Sep 15, 2026

5 This item

Patty Sep 14, 2026

I recieved my candle. Was very well packed, so nothing would break. I like it very much. The color of the candle. The labeling on the candle is what caught my eye, and what it said on the candle. All in all I love the candle for many different reasons.

Patty Sep 14, 2026