Funny Cocaine & Buttholes Candle Amber Jar, Fancy Ass Candle, Valentine day Gift, Anniversary Day Gift, Burn time 50-60 Hours

Bring a playful, cozy energy to your evenings with the Cocaine & Buttholes Candle in a warm amber glass jar. Hand-poured from a 100% natural soy wax blend and paired with a cotton wick, it delivers a clean, even burn for 50–60 hours, filling any space with layered, inviting fragrance. The amber vessel adds warmth to your decor and can be reused as a small planter, storage jar, or accent piece once the wax is gone.

Choose from six distinctive scents to match the mood: Christmas Warmth with orange and smoky spice, cozy Cinnamon Vanilla, tropical Peppered Passionfruit, creamy Coconut Cream + Cardamom, calming White Sage + Lavender, or Unscented for a gentle glow. Each aroma is thoughtfully blended to create a relaxing, memorable atmosphere — perfect for quiet nights, celebrations, or gifting someone who appreciates a cheeky, cozy vibe.

Vegan and non-toxic, this candle is free from lead, plastics, parabens, phthalates, and synthetic dyes, making it safe for any home. Assembled in the USA with ASTM-compliant safety standards, it’s as reliable as it is fun.

Whether for a Valentine’s Day surprise, anniversary gift, or cheeky “just because” present, this candle brings humor, warmth, and a touch of luxury to everyday moments.

⭐ Bullet Points

Amber Glass Jar – Reusable and cleanable for decor or storage after burning

Natural Soy Wax & Cotton Wick – Clean, steady burn for 50–60 hours

Six Scent Options – Christmas Warmth, Cinnamon Vanilla, Coconut Cream + Cardamom, Peppered Passionfruit, White Sage + Lavender, Unscented

Non-Toxic & Vegan – Free from lead, plastics, parabens, phthalates, and synthetic dyes

Made in the USA – Assembled with ASTM-compliant safety standards

Perfect Gift Idea – Ideal for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, birthdays, or novelty gifting

Cozy & Playful – Adds warmth, ambiance, and a cheeky twist to any room