• May include: An olive green sweatshirt with the text "JESUS TURNED WATER INTO WINE, I TURNED CUCUMBERS INTO pickles." The word "pickles" is in a lighter green script. The sweatshirt is folded on a light brown and white wooden surface.
  • May include: Light gray sweatshirt with the text "JESUS TURNED WATER INTO WINE, I TURNED CUCUMBERS INTO pickles." in black and green lettering. The sweatshirt is folded and placed on top of blue jeans and a brown hat.
  • May include: A beige sweatshirt with the text "JESUS TURNED WATER INTO WINE, I TURNED CUCUMBERS INTO pickles" in black and green lettering. The sweatshirt has long sleeves and a crew neck.
  • May include: A yellow background with black text that reads "Returns & Exchanges." The text explains that items are made to order and custom printed. Returns and exchanges are not accepted, but issues will be resolved.
  • May include: Cream-colored sweatshirt with the text "JESUS TURNED WATER INTO WINE, I TURNED CUCUMBERS INTO pickles." in black and green lettering. The sweatshirt has a crew neck and long sleeves, with the left sleeve folded.
  • May include: Dark green sweatshirt with the text "JESUS TURNED WATER INTO WINE, I TURNED CUCUMBERS INTO pickles." A silver necklace with a sun pendant is draped across the sweatshirt. The sweatshirt is folded with a pair of blue jeans and another dark green garment.
  • May include: A light yellow background with black text that reads "Happiness Guarantee." Below the text are five black stars. The text below states "Customer satisfaction is our priority."
  • May include: A light pink t-shirt with the text "JESUS TURNED WATER INTO WINE, I TURNED CUCUMBERS INTO pickles." in black and green lettering. The shirt has short sleeves and a relaxed fit.
  • May include: A black unisex sweatshirt with a size chart. The chart lists measurements for sizes S to 5XL, including width, length, and sleeve length in inches. The sweatshirt is a heavy blend, loose fit, made of 50% cotton and 50% polyester.
  • May include: Dark gray oversized t-shirt with the text "JESUS TURNED WATER INTO WINE, I TURNED CUCUMBERS INTO pickles." The text is in white and green. The shirt has short sleeves and a relaxed fit.
  • May include: Color chart for Gildan 18000 unisex crewneck sweatshirts. The chart displays a variety of colors, including white, ash, sport grey, charcoal, light blue, carolina blue, indigo blue, sapphire, royal, navy, red, cherry red, antique cherry red, cardinal red, garnet, maroon, light pink, safety pink, heliconia, safety green, irish green, military green, forest green, purple, gold, orange, safety orange, graphite heather, dark heather, heather sport royal, heather sport scarlet, heather sport dark maroon, heather sport dark green, sand, dark chocolate, and black.
  • May include: A size chart for Comfort Colors 1717 unisex adult t-shirts. The chart includes measurements for width and length in inches, ranging from size small to 4X. The image shows a man and woman wearing the t-shirts.
  • May include: A color chart of Comfort Colors 1717 t-shirts, showcasing a variety of hues. The chart includes colors like white, ivory, banana, butter, mustard, terracotta, and yam. Other colors include espresso, orchid, violet, blossom, and crunchberry.
  • May include: A white youth crewneck sweatshirt with a size chart. The chart shows measurements for sizes XS to XL, with widths ranging from 16 inches to 20 inches, lengths from 19.75 inches to 25.5 inches, and sleeve lengths from 23.5 inches to 33 inches. The sweatshirt is a heavy blend unisex style.
  • May include: Color chart for Gildan 18000B youth crewneck sweatshirts. The chart displays color swatches in white, royal, navy, red, maroon, sport grey, safety pink, dark heather, black, and forest green. The text "CATHYVEE" is at the bottom.
  • May include: An olive green sweatshirt with the text "JESUS TURNED WATER INTO WINE, I TURNED CUCUMBERS INTO pickles." The word "pickles" is in a lighter green script. The sweatshirt is folded on a light brown and white wooden surface.
  • May include: Light gray sweatshirt with the text "JESUS TURNED WATER INTO WINE, I TURNED CUCUMBERS INTO pickles." in black and green lettering. The sweatshirt is folded and placed on top of blue jeans and a brown hat.
  • May include: A beige sweatshirt with the text "JESUS TURNED WATER INTO WINE, I TURNED CUCUMBERS INTO pickles" in black and green lettering. The sweatshirt has long sleeves and a crew neck.
  • May include: A yellow background with black text that reads "Returns & Exchanges." The text explains that items are made to order and custom printed. Returns and exchanges are not accepted, but issues will be resolved.
  • May include: Cream-colored sweatshirt with the text "JESUS TURNED WATER INTO WINE, I TURNED CUCUMBERS INTO pickles." in black and green lettering. The sweatshirt has a crew neck and long sleeves, with the left sleeve folded.
  • May include: Dark green sweatshirt with the text "JESUS TURNED WATER INTO WINE, I TURNED CUCUMBERS INTO pickles." A silver necklace with a sun pendant is draped across the sweatshirt. The sweatshirt is folded with a pair of blue jeans and another dark green garment.
  • May include: A light yellow background with black text that reads "Happiness Guarantee." Below the text are five black stars. The text below states "Customer satisfaction is our priority."
  • May include: A light pink t-shirt with the text "JESUS TURNED WATER INTO WINE, I TURNED CUCUMBERS INTO pickles." in black and green lettering. The shirt has short sleeves and a relaxed fit.
  • May include: A black unisex sweatshirt with a size chart. The chart lists measurements for sizes S to 5XL, including width, length, and sleeve length in inches. The sweatshirt is a heavy blend, loose fit, made of 50% cotton and 50% polyester.
  • May include: Dark gray oversized t-shirt with the text "JESUS TURNED WATER INTO WINE, I TURNED CUCUMBERS INTO pickles." The text is in white and green. The shirt has short sleeves and a relaxed fit.
  • May include: Color chart for Gildan 18000 unisex crewneck sweatshirts. The chart displays a variety of colors, including white, ash, sport grey, charcoal, light blue, carolina blue, indigo blue, sapphire, royal, navy, red, cherry red, antique cherry red, cardinal red, garnet, maroon, light pink, safety pink, heliconia, safety green, irish green, military green, forest green, purple, gold, orange, safety orange, graphite heather, dark heather, heather sport royal, heather sport scarlet, heather sport dark maroon, heather sport dark green, sand, dark chocolate, and black.
  • May include: A size chart for Comfort Colors 1717 unisex adult t-shirts. The chart includes measurements for width and length in inches, ranging from size small to 4X. The image shows a man and woman wearing the t-shirts.
  • May include: A color chart of Comfort Colors 1717 t-shirts, showcasing a variety of hues. The chart includes colors like white, ivory, banana, butter, mustard, terracotta, and yam. Other colors include espresso, orchid, violet, blossom, and crunchberry.
  • May include: A white youth crewneck sweatshirt with a size chart. The chart shows measurements for sizes XS to XL, with widths ranging from 16 inches to 20 inches, lengths from 19.75 inches to 25.5 inches, and sleeve lengths from 23.5 inches to 33 inches. The sweatshirt is a heavy blend unisex style.
  • May include: Color chart for Gildan 18000B youth crewneck sweatshirts. The chart displays color swatches in white, royal, navy, red, maroon, sport grey, safety pink, dark heather, black, and forest green. The text "CATHYVEE" is at the bottom.
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Funny Pickles Shirt, Jesus Pickle Faith Sweatshirt, Water Into Wine Pickle Lover Sweater

Valentina Ojiaku

Designed by Valentina

Owner of Cathyvee
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✨ DESCRIPTION
For the true pickle lover who takes their brine seriously.
This cozy sweatshirt celebrates your love for all things pickled — with a clever nod to the most iconic miracle ever recorded. If your fridge is always stocked with jars, you’ve mastered your own brine recipe, or you’re that friend who brings pickles to every gathering, this design was made for you.

The message:

“Jesus turned water into wine — I turned cucumbers into pickles.”
Because not everyone understands the glory of a perfectly crunchy pickle… but pickle people do. And if you also happen to love Jesus? Even better — this sweatshirt brings both worlds together with humor that lands every time.

✨ Why pickle people love it
-Shows off your pickle pride without being over the top
-Clean typography + script gives a timeless, elevated look
-Instantly relatable to fellow pickle fans, canners & homesteaders
-A subtle wink to faith — not preachy, just playful

🎁 Perfect gift for:

Pickle lovers • canners • gardeners • homesteaders • farmer’s market regulars
Christian friends who love a good laugh • Bible study buddies • pastor’s wife with personality
Moms who make their own brine • that coworker who brings pickles to every party

(Yes — they exist, and they are your people.)


PRINT
This is a Direct-To-Garment printed item, so it will not crack and peel like vinyl. The fabric grade ink is printed ONTO the garment and blends with the fibres



WASHING INSTRUCTIONS
-Wash inside out, in cold water on gentle cycle. Tumble dry low or let air dry
-Do not use fabric softeners or bleach
-Do not dry clean. Avoid ironing on the design


SIZE
-Look at the photos to see a specific sizing chart for this sweatshirt style
-Please note that these sweatshirts are unisex size meaning they are not women’s fitted sweatshirt. If you are going for a more fitted look, we suggest sizing down
-Lay your favourite sweater at home flat and measure armpit to armpit to compare to the size chart in the photos



RETURNS OR EXCHANGES
All our apparels are custom made to order, so we do not accept returns or exchanges. If there are any issues with your order, please send us a message and we will be happy to help you. For us to resolve any product issues, we require a clear, high-quality photo which shows the issue with the product



**Please be aware that slight variation in colour as they appear on mobile or computer screens versus reality is normal.

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Price:$38.47+

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    Aug 7-14
  • Returns & exchanges
    Not accepted.
  • Ships from
    San Jose, CA
  • Cost to Ship
    FREE to United States, 43215

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