Price:CA$35.88
Original Price: CA$44.85
20% off
Limited time sale
Cocaine & Buttholes Soy Candle, Funny Birthday Gift, Anniversary or Valentine Gift, Novelty 9oz Hand-Poured Candle for Her
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Order today to get by 15-22 Apr
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Delivery cost: CA$11.56
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Dispatched from: Woburn, MA
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Deliver to United States, 43215
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About this item
Bring a little laughter and a lot of personality to any room with the Cocaine & Buttholes Soy Candle. Perfect as a funny birthday gift, cheeky anniversary present, or playful Valentine’s gift for her, this hand-poured candle blends humor with cozy ambiance.
Made from 100% natural USA soy wax with a cotton wick, it burns cleanly for 50–60 hours, filling the space with your choice of scents—from warm Vanilla Bean and Comfort Spice to bright Pink Grapefruit, refreshing Sea Breeze, woodsy Fresh Balsam, Spiced Pumpkin Ginger, or calming Eucalyptus Lavender Herb. Unscented options provide a soft glow without fragrance. The clear glass jar and white screw lid make it simple, stylish, and reusable once the wax is gone.
Thoughtfully designed for both function and fun, this candle is a long-lasting gift that doubles as décor—perfect for desks, shelves, nightstands, or as a quirky conversation starter. Non-toxic, eco-friendly, and hand-poured in the USA, it’s a unique blend of laughter, aroma, and ambiance.
Whether it’s for a novelty birthday surprise, playful holiday gift, or special moment with friends, this candle brings humor, warmth, and a lasting memory.
⭐ Key Features
Funny & Cheeky Gift – Perfect for birthdays, anniversaries, Valentine’s Day, or novelty humor lovers
Hand-Poured Soy Candle – 100% natural USA soy wax for clean, long-lasting burn
9 oz Jar with Long Burn – 7.5 oz wax provides 50–60 hours of steady light
Multiple Scent Options – Vanilla Bean, Comfort Spice, Pink Grapefruit, Sea Breeze, Fresh Balsam, Spiced Pumpkin Ginger, Eucalyptus Lavender Herb, or Unscented
Reusable Glass Container – Clear jar with white screw lid can be repurposed as decor or storage
Safe & Eco-Friendly – Non-toxic, no parabens, phthalates, plastics, lead, or synthetic dyes
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