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Cocaine & Buttholes Coconut Apricot Wax Candle 9oz, Valentine's Day Gift, Anniversary Gift, Friend Gag Gift, Adult Humor Candle
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Add a touch of humor, warmth, and style to any space with the Cocaine & Buttholes Coconut Apricot Wax Candle. Hand-poured in the USA from natural coconut-apricot wax with a clean-burning cotton wick, this 9oz candle delivers up to 50 hours of cozy glow and layered fragrance.
Choose from scents like Fraser Fir, Cinnamon Chai, Mango Coconut, Vanilla Bean, or go unscented for a simple, elegant glow. The reusable amber or clear glass jar with a gold lid makes it a stylish addition to home décor, bathroom shelves, or evening relaxation routines.
Perfect as a Valentine’s Day gift, anniversary present, friend gag gift, or funny adult humor candle, it brings laughter and ambiance together in one cheeky, sophisticated package. Eco-friendly, non-toxic, and free from lead, plastics, parabens, and synthetic dyes, this candle is as safe as it is fun.
Bring humor, fragrance, and cozy light to quiet evenings, lively gatherings, or special celebrations — a candle that’s as bold as its name.
🔹 Key Features
Cheeky Adult Humor Candle – Bold “Cocaine & Buttholes” design adds laughter to any occasion
Premium Coconut-Apricot Wax – Non-toxic, eco-friendly, free from lead, plastics, parabens, phthalates, and synthetic dyes
Long-Lasting Burn – Up to 50 hours for 9oz candles
Reusable Glass Vessel – Amber or clear jar with gold lid; stylish and repurposable
Wide Range of Scents – Fraser Fir, Cinnamon Chai, Mango Coconut, Vanilla Bean, or Unscented
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Ships from: Phoenix, AZ
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