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Funny Valentine’s Day Candle Gift – Cocaine and Buttholes – Luxury Coconut and Apricot Wax Candle for Couples, Her or Him
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Highlights
Bring humor, warmth, and style to your space with the Cocaine & Buttholes Coconut Apricot Wax Candle. Hand-poured in the USA from non-toxic coconut-apricot wax with a clean cotton wick, this 9oz candle provides up to 50 hours of gentle, layered fragrance while filling your room with grown-up ambiance.
Choose from cozy, comforting scents like Cinnamon Chai, Vanilla Bean, Cashmere Musk, or invigorating notes like Fraser Fir, Beachwood, Mango Coconut, Lavender, Blackberry Vanilla, or keep it simple with Unscented. The amber or clear reusable glass jar with gold lid doubles as elegant décor once the candle has burned down.
Perfect as a Valentine’s Day gift, anniversary present, or humorous adult gift, this candle balances playful irreverence with thoughtful craftsmanship. Eco-friendly, free of parabens, phthalates, plastics, and dyes, it’s a safe, stylish addition to evenings at home, quiet nights, or small gatherings.
Light a candle that’s as bold as its name — the perfect combination of humor, fragrance, and cozy ambiance for friends, partners, or yourself.
🔹 Key Features
Bold Adult Humor Candle – Playful “Cocaine & Buttholes” design adds laughter to any space
Premium Coconut-Apricot Wax – Non-toxic, eco-friendly, free from parabens, phthalates, dyes, and plastics
Long Burn Time – Up to 20 hours for 4oz or 50 hours for 9oz candles
Reusable Glass Vessel – Amber or clear jar with gold lid; stylish and repurposable
Wide Signature Scents – Fraser Fir, Cinnamon Chai, Cashmere Musk, Beachwood, Mango Coconut, Vanilla Bean, Lavender, Blackberry Vanilla, Unscented
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Cost to ship: $8.79
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Ships from: Phoenix, AZ
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Reviews for this item
I received my product in a timely manner. I was exactly what I ordered. very pleased.
I was unhappy with the quality, the decal on the candle is blurry. Unfortunately wasn’t fan of the scent either. I feel like I paid $30 shipped for a $8 candle
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Smooth shipping Has a history of shipping on time with tracking
Rave reviews Earns 5-star reviews often
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