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Teen Valentine Cards, Sarcastic Valentines, printable, Stick Figure Designs

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May include: Four Valentine's Day cards with stick figure illustrations and humorous text. Each card has a red heart graphic and a decorative border. The cards read: "Consider this your Valentine," "You get a card. Congrats," "Don't make this weird. It's just a card," and "Here's a piece of paper. Enjoy." This listing

Teen Valentine Cards, Sarcastic Valentines, printable, Stick Figure Designs

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May include: A collection of clear plastic bags filled with candy, a basketball keychain, and a gift card. Each bag has a decorative card with text like "Here's a piece of paper. Enjoy." and "Consider this your Valentine."

Funny Teen Valentine Treat Bag Toppers | Sarcastic Class Valentines | Printable Bag Topper

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May include: Four Valentine's Day cards with stick figure illustrations and humorous text. Each card has a red heart graphic and a decorative border. The cards read: "Consider this your Valentine," "You get a card. Congrats," "Don't make this weird. It's just a card," and "Here's a piece of paper. Enjoy." This listing

Teen Valentine Cards, Sarcastic Valentines, printable, Stick Figure Designs

Sale Price $1.94

Original Price $2.99

35% off "buy together" offer

Digital Download

May include: A collection of clear plastic bags filled with candy, a basketball keychain, and a gift card. Each bag has a decorative card with text like "Here's a piece of paper. Enjoy." and "Consider this your Valentine."

Funny Teen Valentine Treat Bag Toppers | Sarcastic Class Valentines | Printable Bag Topper

Sale Price $1.94

Original Price $2.99

35% off "buy together" offer

Digital Download

May include: Four Valentine's Day cards with stick figure illustrations and humorous text. Each card has a red heart graphic and a decorative border. The cards read: "Consider this your Valentine," "You get a card. Congrats," "Don't make this weird. It's just a card," and "Here's a piece of paper. Enjoy." This listing

Teen Valentine Cards, Sarcastic Valentines, printable, Stick Figure Designs

Sale Price $1.94

Original Price $2.99

35% off "buy together" offer

Digital Download

May include: A collection of clear plastic bags filled with candy, a basketball keychain, and a gift card. Each bag has a decorative card with text like "Here's a piece of paper. Enjoy." and "Consider this your Valentine."

Funny Teen Valentine Treat Bag Toppers | Sarcastic Class Valentines | Printable Bag Topper

Sale Price $1.94

Original Price $2.99

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Highlights

Bring a little snark to Valentine’s Day with teen valentine cards that are ready in minutes and made for kids who are so over the cheesy stuff.

These printable valentines are perfect when you want sarcastic valentines and funny valentines that still work for any classroom valentines activity, school valentines party, or valentine exchange in secondary school.

You get instant access right after purchase so you can download, print, and start cutting today. No waiting, no delays, just open the files and you are ready to go.

Use these as:
💘 teen valentine cards for homeroom or advisory
💘 tween valentines for that “too cool” stage
💘 teen boy valentines that are not overly sweet
💘 classmate valentines to hand out in secondary school
💘 school valentines for lockers, desks, or valentines for class in a mail box setup

What you receive instantly:
✅ 1 high quality PDF with all 4 printable valentines designs for handwriting names
✅ 1 PDF with simple instructions and clickable Canva links for each paper size
✅ US Letter size files
✅ A4 size files

Design details:
🎨 4 different sarcastic valentines sayings featuring simple stick figure cards artwork
🖼 4 cards per page so you can print and cut quickly
📏 Paper sizes: US Letter (8.5 x 11 in) and A4 (210 x 297 mm)
📂 File formats: print ready PDF files plus access to Canva templates for typed names

How to use the handwritten version:
✂️ Open the printable PDF on your device
✂️ Choose US Letter or A4
✂️ Print using “Fit to page” or “Scale to fit”
✂️ Cut along the guidelines
✂️ Handwrite the To and From for each of your classmate valentines

How to use the Canva typed name version:
💻 Open the instructions PDF
💻 Click the Canva template link for your chosen paper size
💻 Log in to your free Canva account
💻 Type in the To and From names on each card
💻 Download as “PDF Print”
💻 Print using “Fit to page” or “Scale to fit” and then cut

Printing tips:
🖨 Cardstock adds a sturdier feel, regular paper also works if you need fast classroom valentines or quick tween valentines
🖨 Color printing helps the funny valentines designs and stick figure cards stand out

Important notes:
⚡ This is a digital download only. You receive files that you can print yourself.
⚡ In Canva you can only edit the To and From lines. Sayings, graphics, and colors are not editable.
⚡ Items shown in listing photos are for display ideas only and are not included.
⚡ Colors can vary slightly depending on your screen and printer settings.
⚡ For personal use, your own classroom, or a single valentine exchange only. Please do not share, resell, or distribute the files.

Quick FAQ:
Q: Do you need Canva Pro?
A: No. A free Canva account is all you need to type in names.

Q: Can you change the sarcastic sayings or stick figure cards artwork?
A: No. Only the To and From fields are editable so the sarcastic valentines style stays consistent.

Q: What exactly do you receive?
A: You receive US Letter and A4 PDFs with 4 funny valentines designs, plus matching instruction PDFs that include your Canva template links, all delivered as an instant digital download for easy printable valentines you can use right away in any valentines for class setup, from classroom valentines parties to a casual school valentines or valentine exchange with friends in secondary school.

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Etsy buyer Mar 4, 2026

My boys loved these for their class.

Etsy buyer Mar 4, 2026

Response from Danielle

Thank you so much for your review, I'm so glad these worked for you!

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Ashton Feb 11, 2026

Exactly what my daughter was looking for this year for her Valentines. I especially love the dashed lines to make nice clean cuts!

Ashton Feb 11, 2026

Response from Danielle

Thank you so much, Ashton! I’m so glad they were a good fit, I’m happy the dashed lines helped with clean cuts!

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