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Funny Opossum Cross Stitch Pattern PDF. Fake It Till You Make It Sarcastic Quote. Subversive Meme Embroidery. Instant Download

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opossum Sometimes, playing possum is a legitimate life strategy. 💀

Embrace the chaotic energy of "faking it till you make it" with the animal that does it best! This hilarious and iconic cross stitch pattern features an opossum in its natural, dramatic state, accompanied by a motto for the ages. It's the perfect piece for anyone who navigates life with a mix of panic and performance.

This is a quick and easy project, making it ideal for beginners or as a fast, satisfying stitch. The finished piece is legendary decor for an office cubicle, an unforgettable gift for a friend who gets it, or a daily reminder on your own wall that you're doing great (probably).

❗ PLEASE NOTE: This is a digital PDF pattern only. No physical materials such as fabric, floss, or a hoop will be shipped to you.

PATTERN DETAILS:
Stitch Count: 65 stitches wide x 50 stitches high
Finished Size: 4.64 x 3.57 inches (11.79 x 9.07 cm) on 14-count Aida fabric
Recommended Fabric: 14-count Aida in Black or a dark color
Colors Required: 10 shades of DMC embroidery floss
Stitches Used: Full cross stitches and a small amount of backstitch for whiskers.

WHAT YOU'LL RECEIVE:
Your purchase includes an instant download of a multi-page PDF file that contains:
A full-color chart with symbols for easy reading.
A black and white chart with symbols (printer-friendly).
A complete DMC floss legend with color codes and names.
A high-quality image of the finished design for reference.

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You've got this (just pretend you do). Happy stitching! ✨

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Maria Oct 1, 2026

Easy to follow. Great pattern

Maria Oct 1, 2026

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Meagan Sep 19, 2026

Looks like an easy to follow pattern. I'm excited to make it!

Meagan Sep 19, 2026

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Catherine Sep 3, 2026

Great Pattern! Easy to follow and turned out amazing :)

Catherine Sep 3, 2026

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Dina Sep 2, 2026

PERFECT gift for a coworker

Dina Sep 2, 2026

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Listed on Nov 2, 2026