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Cocaine & Buttholes Scented Soy Candle, 9oz | Novelty Party Candle, Anniversary Day Gift, Gag Gift for Friends, Valentine's Day Gift
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Small in size but big on personality, the Cocaine & Buttholes Scented Soy Candle brings humor and cozy fragrance together in one unforgettable piece. Hand-poured using natural soy wax and a cotton wick, this 9oz candle fills smaller rooms with clear, balanced scent that feels warm and familiar without being overpowering.
Housed in a reusable glass jar, the candle features a glossy label with playful, tattoo-inspired artwork, making it a standout conversation starter whether it’s lit or simply displayed. It’s the kind of candle you reach for during slow evenings, relaxed bath rituals, or quiet chores—adding atmosphere with a wink of humor.
With an approximate 50–60 hour burn time, this candle is designed to last through many cozy moments. Once finished, the glass vessel cleans easily and finds a second life as a tiny planter, button holder, desk organizer, or bedside catch-all.
Perfect as a novelty party candle, funny anniversary gift, gag gift for friends, or cheeky Valentine’s Day present, this candle is made for people who appreciate sarcasm, personality, and scent that sets a mood.
⭐ Key Features
Hand-Poured Soy Candle (9oz) – Clean, even burn lasting approximately 50–60 hours
Natural & Non-Toxic – 100% soy wax blend with a cotton wick; vegan and eco-friendly
Multiple Scent Options – Choose from 12 aromatic profiles, including an unscented option
Reusable Glass Jar – Easy-clean vessel ideal for repurposing after use
Made in the USA – Assembled from globally sourced parts and safety compliant
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Ships from: Chatsworth, CA
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