Price:$18.82+
Birds Aren't Real Tee | Conspiracy Humor Shirt
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This lightweight tee carries a wink of rebellion. The simple “Birds aren’t real” line lands like a shared joke between friends who enjoy absurdist humor and quiet provocations. Soft, breathable cotton settles against your skin so the statement reads casual and effortless — worn alone on a sunny walk or layered under a jacket for a night out. It sits comfortably for long conversations, coffee runs, and meetups where cleverness beats loudness. For folks who like to spark curiosity without shouting, this shirt feels like your voice: dry, playful, and confident.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, breathable feel
- Retail fit with crew neckline — neat and easy to layer
- Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Tear-away label to reduce skin irritation; REACH certified
- Durable, crisp print: DTF/DTG printing used for clear sleeve and neck details
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
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Order today to get by May 2-9
Your order should arrive by this date if you buy today. To calculate an estimated delivery date you can count on, we look at things like the carrier's latest transit times, the seller's processing time and shipping history, and where the order is shipping to and from.
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Returns & exchanges accepted within 30 days
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.
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Cost to ship: $4.75
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Ships from: Hialeah, FL
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