Price:$24.98

Emergency Serotonin Stoneware Jar | Funny Mental Health Decor | Statement Storage | Novelty Gift

Name: Emergency Serotonin Stoneware Jar | Funny Mental Health Decor | Statement Storage | Novelty Gift
Brand: TheCrackpotteryShop
SKU: 4441197616
Price: 24.98 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 5.0 (799 reviews)

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Made by TheCrackpotteryShop
Materials: china

A solid stoneware jar, urgently labelled for moments when your mood collapses without warning and you require immediate emotional intervention.
Emergency Serotonin.

Perfect for people who were fine five minutes ago and are now lying on the sofa negotiating with their own brain.

She stands approximately 11cm tall and 8.5cm wide, which is an ideal size for loose change, tea, sugar, petty secrets, or whatever you reach for when everything suddenly feels a bit too much.

Neutral stoneware. Black text. No judgement. Situation critical.

Details
Height approx 11cm
Width approx 8.5cm
Stoneware jar
Black text
Cork lid
Hand finished with a sense of futility

Care
Decorative use recommended.
Hand wash only.
Not dishwasher or microwave safe.

The dishwasher cannot provide emotional support.

This jar will not produce serotonin.
But it does acknowledge the emergency, which frankly helps.

Order today to get by Sep 28-Oct 10
Returns & exchanges accepted within 30 days
Cost to ship: $30.53
Ships from: United Kingdom

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