Comfort Colors Sarcastic Tee: World Domination Meeting Shirt

Apparently, I missed the memo about our weekly world domination meeting, which is just embarrassing. At least this soft Comfort Colors® tee will help me scheme in comfort while I plan my triumphant return to power.

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This shirt layers naturally under a worn flannel, pairs with high-waisted jeans or relaxed trousers, and holds up during long days when comfort matters more than flash. The muted, garment-dyed color gives the piece that lived-in look from day one, while the clear, understated lettering keeps the tone quietly bold. For solitary evenings, low-lit gatherings, or gifting to a friend who loves a clever, bittersweet line — this tee speaks the language of melancholy without ceremony.

Product features
- Available in sizes S–4XL (select partners); consult sizing chart
- 100% ring-spun US cotton; pre-shrunk heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²)
- Garment-dyed for soft color and lived-in texture
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with double-needle stitching for durability
- Relaxed fit with sewn-in label; made in Honduras

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean