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Cocaine & ButtHoles Candle – Funny Novelty Valentine Gift, Cheeky Romantic Humor Jar Candle for Couples
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Highlights
Bring humor and warmth to slow mornings, late nights, or cozy evenings with the Cocaine & Buttholes soy candle. Encased in a sleek amber glass jar and topped with a soft botanical label, this candle blends adult humor with sophisticated style, making it as much a conversation piece as a source of calm.
Made with 100% natural soy wax and a cotton wick, it burns cleanly and evenly for hours. Choose from six hand-curated aromas — from spicy Cinnamon Vanilla and cozy Christmas Warmth to tropical Peppered Passionfruit, exotic Coconut Cream + Cardamom, soothing White Sage + Lavender, or simple unscented glow — each designed to elevate your space and mood.
Whether it’s a Valentine’s Day gift, anniversary surprise, or cheeky housewarming present, this candle pairs humor with elegance, adding warmth and personality to any shelf, bedside table, or desk. Plus, the reusable amber jar makes a sustainable bonus for decor or storage long after the wax has melted.
✔️ Key Features
Adult Humor Meets Elegant Design
Witty label text with a clean amber glass vessel balances playful irreverence and sophisticated style.
Premium Soy & Cotton Construction
100% natural soy wax with a cotton wick ensures a clean, long-lasting, and even burn.
Six Curated Aromas
Choose from Cinnamon Vanilla, Christmas Warmth, Coconut Cream + Cardamom, Peppered Passionfruit, White Sage + Lavender, or unscented.
Reusable & Stylish Jar
Amber glass can be reused for decor, storage, or DIY projects after burning.
Safe & Vegan-Friendly
Non-toxic, vegan ingredients, ASTM-safe, and assembled in the USA with globally sourced materials.
Production partners
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Ships from: Chatsworth, CA
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