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  • May include: Greeting card with a teal background featuring a cartoon nun giving the middle finger. The card reads "HOW MANY CARDS HAVE YOU RECEIVED TODAY THAT ARE AS GOOD AS THIS ONE? NUN!" An envelope is behind the card.
  • May include: A greeting card with a teal background features a cartoon of a nun making a rude gesture. The text reads, "HOW MANY CARDS HAVE YOU RECEIVED TODAY THAT ARE AS GOOD AS THIS ONE?" The word "NUNS" is at the bottom.
  • May include: Greeting card with a teal background and a cartoon illustration of a nun making a rude gesture. The card reads "HOW MANY CARDS HAVE YOU RECEIVED TODAY THAT ARE AS GOOD AS THIS ONE?" and "NUN!"
  • May include: A close-up of a kraft paper envelope. The envelope is a light brown color and has a triangular flap. The envelope is blank and ready for use. The envelope is made of a thick, textured paper.
  • May include: An open, blank greeting card with a white interior and a light gray exterior. The card is slightly ajar, revealing the clean, white pages inside. The background is a soft, light gray, providing a neutral backdrop for the card.
  • May include: A white paper with green checkmarks and text, including "Designed and made in the UK," "100% recyclable," and "made from recycled material." The paper is surrounded by green plants and pens.
  • May include: Greeting card with a teal background featuring a cartoon nun giving the middle finger. The card reads "HOW MANY CARDS HAVE YOU RECEIVED TODAY THAT ARE AS GOOD AS THIS ONE? NUN!" An envelope is behind the card.
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  • May include: A greeting card with a teal background features a cartoon of a nun making a rude gesture. The text reads, "HOW MANY CARDS HAVE YOU RECEIVED TODAY THAT ARE AS GOOD AS THIS ONE?" The word "NUNS" is at the bottom.
  • May include: Greeting card with a teal background and a cartoon illustration of a nun making a rude gesture. The card reads "HOW MANY CARDS HAVE YOU RECEIVED TODAY THAT ARE AS GOOD AS THIS ONE?" and "NUN!"
  • May include: A close-up of a kraft paper envelope. The envelope is a light brown color and has a triangular flap. The envelope is blank and ready for use. The envelope is made of a thick, textured paper.
  • May include: An open, blank greeting card with a white interior and a light gray exterior. The card is slightly ajar, revealing the clean, white pages inside. The background is a soft, light gray, providing a neutral backdrop for the card.
  • May include: A white paper with green checkmarks and text, including "Designed and made in the UK," "100% recyclable," and "made from recycled material." The paper is surrounded by green plants and pens.
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Funny Rude Birthday Card | Offensive Humour Card | How Many Cards Are This Good | Adult Joke Card | Cheeky Birthday

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  • Materials: 350 GSM Card

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How many cards have you received today that are as good as this one?
NUN!

This funny and rude birthday card is perfect for anyone who enjoys dark humour, cheeky jokes, and cards that definitely aren’t safe or boring. Featuring a bold illustrated design and an unapologetic punchline, it’s guaranteed to get a laugh — or shock — in the best way.

Ideal for:

Friends with a dark sense of humour

People who hate generic birthday cards

Anyone who appreciates rude or offensive jokes

Whether it’s for a mate, sibling, coworker, or partner, this adult humour birthday card is designed to stand out and be remembered.

Perfect for:
✔ Rude birthdays
✔ Adult humour fans
✔ Cheeky gag gifts
✔ People who love offensive jokes

A brilliant standalone card or the perfect addition to a gift.

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Great quality Love it Perfect gift Looks great Fast shipping As described Helpful seller

“Great card. It made a good funny pick me up card.”

Jimmy

5 days ago

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  • Returns
    Accepted within 7 days
  • Cost to ship
    $5.87 to United States, 43215.

Reviews for this item

What buyers say, summarized by AI: Great quality Love it Perfect gift Looks great Fast shipping As described Helpful seller

4.9

We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience.

(84 reviews)

4.9 Item quality
4.8 Shipping
4.9 Customer service
97% Buyers recommend
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5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Jimmy Nov 2, 2026

Great card. It made a good funny pick me up card.

Jimmy Nov 2, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Annette Nov 2, 2026

Quality, super fun card and fantastic value for money. Very pleased with my purchase and would recommend this product and Seller.

Annette Nov 2, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Neale Oct 19, 2026

Great quality, very quick delivery

Neale Oct 19, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Chris Oct 13, 2026

Great item, printed on high quality card. It took a good few days to arrive, so bear that in mind if ordering at the last minute. There was no postage upgrade option when I ordered and it arrived at the very back end of the promised delivery window (of course, it’s on me for not ordering in better time!!). But it was well packaged and very well received, a great card! Thank you

Chris Oct 13, 2026

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May include: Greeting card with a teal background featuring a cartoon nun giving the middle finger. The card reads "HOW MANY CARDS HAVE YOU RECEIVED TODAY THAT ARE AS GOOD AS THIS ONE? NUN!" An envelope is behind the card.

How many cards have you received today that are as good as this one?
NUN!

This funny and rude birthday card is perfect for anyone who enjoys dark humour, cheeky jokes, and cards that definitely aren’t safe or boring. Featuring a bold illustrated design and an unapologetic punchline, it’s guaranteed to get a laugh — or shock — in the best way.

Ideal for:

Friends with a dark sense of humour

People who hate generic birthday cards

Anyone who appreciates rude or offensive jokes

Whether it’s for a mate, sibling, coworker, or partner, this adult humour birthday card is designed to stand out and be remembered.

Perfect for:
✔ Rude birthdays
✔ Adult humour fans
✔ Cheeky gag gifts
✔ People who love offensive jokes

A brilliant standalone card or the perfect addition to a gift.

Delivery details and policies

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    Nov 12-25
  • Return policy
    Accepted within 7 days
  • Ships from
    United Kingdom
  • Cost to ship
    $5.87 to United States, 43215

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andrew
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Biggleswade, United Kingdom

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