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Fuck Being Nonchalant Shirt | Chalant Bitch Shirt, Anxiety Humor Tee, Aggressively Honest Text

Anna

By Anna

TheFaithfulFamiliar ·

Austin, Texas

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Highlights

  • Materials: Cotton

Blunt, lowercase chaos text for people who are deeply incapable of playing it cool. Zero minimalism. Zero chill. Maximum self-awareness.

Best Worn When:

You’re done pretending to be easygoing

Someone tells you to “relax”

You’re clenching your jaw and thriving

Product Details:

Comfort Colors 1717 unisex t-shirt

Garment-dyed for a soft, broken-in feel

Printed with long-lasting, high-quality ink

Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold, inside out with like colors.
Tumble dry low or hang to dry.
Do not iron directly over the design.

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This aggressively honest text shirt leans into anxiety humor, anti-nonchalance energy, and unapologetic self-expression.



Comfort Colors introduces the “Comfort Colors 1717” garment-dyed t-shirt; a fully customizable tee made with 100% ring-spun cotton. The soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric brings extra coziness to your wardrobe while the relaxed fit makes it an excellent daily choice. The double-needle stitching throughout the tee makes it highly durable, while the lack of side seams helps the shirt retain its tubular shape. Discover all 58 colors in our charts below.
.: Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²))
.: Relaxed fit
.: Pre-shrunk 100% ring-spun US cotton
.: Available in 58 colors
.: Sewn-in label

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

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Anna
TheFaithfulFamiliar ·

Austin, Texas

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