Cocaine and Buttholes Soy Candle Funny Novelty Jar Candle with Gothic Floral Label and Black Lid Adult Humor Gift

• Materials: Wax type: Soy
• Width: 2.80 inches

  Height: 3.50 inches

This Cocaine and Buttholes Soy Candle blends dark humor with an elegant, gothic aesthetic—made for buyers who love candles with personality. The moody floral label and black lid give it a vintage, slightly occult feel that looks right at home on bookshelves, bedside tables, desks, or altar-style décor setups.

Crafted in small batches using a 100% natural soy wax blend and cotton wick, this candle burns clean and evenly for 50–60 hours, filling the room with carefully layered fragrance. Choose from cozy seasonal scents, fresh and aquatic blends, or warm spice-forward options—or select unscented for quiet, atmospheric glow without aroma.

Once finished, the reusable glass jar cleans easily and lives on as a trinket holder, planter, or decorative accent. Thoughtfully made with vegan, non-toxic materials and ASTM safety compliance, this candle balances irreverent humor with quality craftsmanship.

Perfect as an adult novelty gift, sarcastic home décor piece, Valentine’s Day gag gift, or a playful surprise for friends who appreciate dark florals and unapologetic humor.

🔹 Key Features

• Clean-Burning Soy Wax – 100% natural, vegan soy blend with cotton wick
• Long Burn Time – Approximately 50–60 hours of steady, even glow
• Gothic Floral Design – Moody vintage-style label with sleek black lid
• 12 Scent Options – From Apple Harvest and Christmas Warmth to Sea Salt blends and Unscented
• Reusable Glass Jar – Wash and repurpose as décor, storage, or planter
• Non-Toxic & Ethical – Free from parabens, phthalates, dyes, plastics, and lead
• ASTM Safety Compliant – Made for everyday use with peace of mind