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Funny Sarcastic Candle / Smells Like My House My Rules / Housewarming Gift / Home Decor

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Arrives soon! Get it by Sep 26-Oct 5 if you order today
Sep 26-Oct 5

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Highlights

Warm, amber glass and a slow-burning soy candle that reshapes a room into a memory. Light it and the air fills with layered aromas — bright citrus and pine for fireside afternoons, or creamy cardamom and coconut for a quiet evening with a book. Clean-burning and vegan, it melts down evenly in a reusable jar that keeps its understated, vintage vibe long after the last wick. Scatter a few around a living room during holiday gatherings, set one on a bedside table for slow Sunday mornings, or use the unscented option when you want only the soft, golden glow. Thoughtful scent blends and a simple amber vessel make this candle feel like a small, deliberate act of comfort.

Product features
- All-natural soy wax, 100% cotton wick, vegan and non-toxic
- Reusable amber glass jar—cleanable and repurposeable
- Six scent options: Christmas Warmth, Cinnamon Vanilla, Coconut Cream + Cardamom, Peppered Passionfruit, White Sage + Lavender, and Unscented
- Infused with essential oils; complies with ASTM safety standards
- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts; consistent wax color across scents

Care instructions
- Burn within sight. Keep away from flammables. Keep away from children and pets.

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  • Returns & exchanges accepted within 30 days
  • Cost to ship: $7.24
  • Ships from: Chatsworth, CA

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