Cocaine & Buttholes Candle Funny Floral Label Novelty Jar Candle Dark Humor Gift Valentine Gag Decor

Name: Cocaine & Buttholes Candle Funny Floral Label Novelty Jar Candle Dark Humor Gift Valentine Gag Decor
Brand: GratefulGoonies
SKU: 4447568978
Price: 24.79 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 4.9 (5597 reviews)

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Materials: Wax type: Coconut
Width: 2.87 inches

Height: 3.5 inches

Warm light, familiar textures, and a scent that lingers like a favorite memory — this Cocaine & Buttholes candle blends irreverent humor with thoughtfully crafted fragrance and a clean, steady burn. It’s designed for people who enjoy bold jokes and appreciate cozy, intentional home details.

Hand-poured in the USA using a natural coconut apricot wax blend, each candle burns smoothly on a cotton wick, releasing layered fragrance notes that gently fill a room without harsh or synthetic undertones. The scent collection moves from forest-fresh and spiced warmth to soft musk and sunlit fruit, making it easy to match the mood of slow evenings, relaxed baths, or laughter-filled gatherings.

Each candle is housed in a reusable amber or clear glass jar with a gold lid, giving it a subtle vintage feel that balances the playful floral label. When the candle is finished, the jar cleans easily and becomes a planter, trinket holder, or shelf accent. Equal parts cozy and cheeky, this candle makes a memorable Valentine’s Day gag gift, adult novelty present, or conversation-starting piece of decor.

Key Features

Natural Coconut Apricot Wax – Clean-burning, eco-friendly, and non-toxic

Cotton Wick – Even flame with minimal soot

Reusable Glass Vessel – Amber or clear jar with elegant gold lid

Hand-Poured in the USA – Crafted in small batches

ASTM Safety Compliant – Free from parabens, phthalates, and synthetic dyes

Perfect Adult Humor Gift – Great for Valentine’s Day, couples, or funny home decor

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