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Name: Female Captain Shirt | Don't Mess With A Girl Who Can Dock A Twin-engine Tee
Brand: TickleStitchDotCom
SKU: 4450038633
Availability: InStock
Rating: 4.9 (18 reviews)

----- For Sales outside of the United States: EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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Female Captain Shirt | Don't Mess With A Girl Who Can Dock A Twin-engine Tee

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For the formidable female captain who commands the waters, this "Don't Mess With A Girl Who Can Dock A Twin-engine" female captain shirt is your statement piece. Celebrate the confidence and expertise of women in boating.

Show off your yachting skills and marine humor with a design that's as sharp as your docking prowess. This funny sailing tee highlights the undeniable maritime authority of a girl boat owner. It's an ode to marina life and coastal living, perfect for those who truly rule the waves and appreciate a good laugh.

It makes an excellent sailboat lady gift, a thoughtful boat owner gift, or a special boat captain gift for the nautical girl boss in your life. Ideal for birthdays, holidays, or just because.

⚡️ Classic Tee – Soft, Durable, and Ready for Daily Wear

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👕 Product Info

Printed on Gildan 5000 classic tees
100% ethically sourced U.S. cotton for a soft, sturdy feel
Direct‑to‑garment print (no cracking, no peeling)
Unisex fit – looser on many women; size down for fitted, up for oversized
Shoulder tape helps the shirt keep its shape
Tubular knit body sits smoothly and reduces fabric waste
Ribbed knit collar stays neat wash after wash

🚚 Shipping

Fast processing with tracking on every order
Most U.S. orders land in about a week

📣 Helpful Info

If you favorite the item, you get a $1 off coupon in your email.
Colors can look slightly different from screen to screen
EU safety & representative info: see shop announcement/FAQ (applies to all products).
Details about ordering from outside the U.S. are in the shop FAQ section.

🧼 Care Instructions

Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
Tumble dry on low heat
Non‑chlorine bleach only, if needed
Do not iron directly over the design
Do not dry clean

👋 About Our Shop

This isn't "plain basic tee" territory — it's loud, weird, and made for people who'd rather make the room laugh than blend into the background.
If your sense of humor lives somewhere between "did they really put that on a shirt?" and "yes, and I'm wearing it in public," you're in the right place. Tickle Stitch, Funny Clothing for Funny People.

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Original Price: $19.98+

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Order today to get by Jul 29-Aug 4
Returns & exchanges not accepted.
Ships from: Hialeah, FL
Cost to ship: $5.99
Deliver to United States, 43215
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