Hello Weekend Funny Tee, My Body Runs On Bean Water And Booze Shirt, Sarcastic Drinking Quote, Women and #39;s Nightlife Cocktail Gift
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A funny shirt for anyone who looks forward to the glorious hello weekend. Flaunt your balanced lifestyle with this witty statement, perfectly expressing your daily fuel. You will love wearing this sarcastic shirt as your personal daily mantra for all to see. This makes a great cocktail gift idea for a friend or a funny adult humor gift.
⚡️ Classic Tee – Soft, Durable, and Ready for Daily Wear
👉 How to Order
Choose your size and favorite color
Check the size chart in the photos
Add to cart and you're good to go
👕 Product Info
Printed on Gildan 5000 classic tees
100% ethically sourced U.S. cotton for a soft, sturdy feel
Direct‑to‑garment print (no cracking, no peeling)
Unisex fit – looser on many women; size down for fitted, up for oversized
Shoulder tape helps the shirt keep its shape
Tubular knit body sits smoothly and reduces fabric waste
Ribbed knit collar stays neat wash after wash
🚚 Shipping
Fast processing with tracking on every order
Most U.S. orders land in about a week
📣 Helpful Info
If you favorite the item, you get a $1 off coupon in your email.
Colors can look slightly different from screen to screen
EU safety & representative info: see shop announcement/FAQ (applies to all products).
Details about ordering from outside the U.S. are in the shop FAQ section.
🧼 Care Instructions
Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
Tumble dry on low heat
Non‑chlorine bleach only, if needed
Do not iron directly over the design
Do not dry clean
🔁 Returns & Exchanges
Every item is printed just for you when you order, so we can't accept returns or exchanges for a change of mind or a missed size (the size chart in the photos has you covered)
If your order arrives damaged, misprinted, or defective, message us with a photo and we'll make it right fast with a free replacement or a full refund
👋 About Our Shop
This isn't "plain basic tee" territory — it's loud, weird, and made for people who'd rather make the room laugh than blend into the background.
If your sense of humor lives somewhere between "did they really put that on a shirt?" and "yes, and I'm wearing it in public," you're in the right place. Tickle Stitch, Funny Clothing for Funny People.
⚡️ Classic Tee – Soft, Durable, and Ready for Daily Wear
👉 How to Order
Choose your size and favorite color
Check the size chart in the photos
Add to cart and you're good to go
👕 Product Info
Printed on Gildan 5000 classic tees
100% ethically sourced U.S. cotton for a soft, sturdy feel
Direct‑to‑garment print (no cracking, no peeling)
Unisex fit – looser on many women; size down for fitted, up for oversized
Shoulder tape helps the shirt keep its shape
Tubular knit body sits smoothly and reduces fabric waste
Ribbed knit collar stays neat wash after wash
🚚 Shipping
Fast processing with tracking on every order
Most U.S. orders land in about a week
📣 Helpful Info
If you favorite the item, you get a $1 off coupon in your email.
Colors can look slightly different from screen to screen
EU safety & representative info: see shop announcement/FAQ (applies to all products).
Details about ordering from outside the U.S. are in the shop FAQ section.
🧼 Care Instructions
Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
Tumble dry on low heat
Non‑chlorine bleach only, if needed
Do not iron directly over the design
Do not dry clean
🔁 Returns & Exchanges
Every item is printed just for you when you order, so we can't accept returns or exchanges for a change of mind or a missed size (the size chart in the photos has you covered)
If your order arrives damaged, misprinted, or defective, message us with a photo and we'll make it right fast with a free replacement or a full refund
👋 About Our Shop
This isn't "plain basic tee" territory — it's loud, weird, and made for people who'd rather make the room laugh than blend into the background.
If your sense of humor lives somewhere between "did they really put that on a shirt?" and "yes, and I'm wearing it in public," you're in the right place. Tickle Stitch, Funny Clothing for Funny People.
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Original Price: $23.98+
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Ships from: Hialeah, FL
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