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We're Cooked Gen Z Shirt | Tech Bro Graphic Tee | Corporate Merch, Entrepreneur Swag. Nerd Humor

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A tongue-in-cheek t-shirt poking fun at modern tech culture and Silicon Valley stereotypes and Gen Z slang. Designed with irony, humor, and a clean aesthetic. This shirt makes a fun gift for tech workers who don’t take themselves too seriously.

Perfect for software engineers, startup employees, founders, and anyone familiar with tech bro culture.

Product features:
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, comfortable wear
- Garment-dyed after construction for a soft, lived-in color and texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk construction
- Tubular knit without side seams and double-needle stitching for long-lasting shape
- Available S–4XL in many colors with sewn-in label and reliable Comfort Colors sizing

Care instructions:
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

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  • Order today to get by Jun 24-Jul 1
  • Returns & exchanges not accepted
  • Cost to ship: $3.99
  • Ships from: Hialeah, FL

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TeeInTech ·

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