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  • May include: A white sticker with black text that reads "everything is fine trust your government." The text is arranged in a block-style design with some words partially obscured by black rectangles.
  • May include: A white sticker with black text and grayed-out sections. The text reads "everything is fine, trust your government." The sticker is held in a hand against a blurred green and brown background.
  • May include: A white sticker with black block-out sections and the words "everything is fine trust your government" in a sans-serif font. The sticker is held by a hand against a blurred green and gray background.
  • May include: A white sticker with black text that reads "everything is fine trust your government." The text is arranged in a block-style design with some words partially obscured by black rectangles.
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  • May include: A white sticker with black text and grayed-out sections. The text reads "everything is fine, trust your government." The sticker is held in a hand against a blurred green and brown background.
  • May include: A white sticker with black block-out sections and the words "everything is fine trust your government" in a sans-serif font. The sticker is held by a hand against a blurred green and gray background.
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Redacted Government Sticker, Everything Is Fine Trust Your Government, Political Satire Sticker, Conspiracy Humor Meme, Funny Protest Laptop

JakoProducts  
5 out of 5 stars

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  • Materials: Vinyl laminate, sticker paper

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Redacted government sticker featuring the phrase “everything is fine, trust your government.” A dark political satire and conspiracy humor sticker perfect for laptops, tumblers, notebooks, toolboxes, lockers, cases, and the like.

This matte vinyl-laminated sticker has a clean redacted document aesthetic and subtle activist humor - minimal, bold, and designed to stand out.

Printed on high-quality sticker paper and protected with a waterproof matte vinyl laminate. The finished sticker is water-resistant, not waterproof, because moisture can enter through the exposed cut edges.

Best suited for indoor or protected outdoor surfaces. While the laminated face resists water, prolonged exposure to rain, car washes, submersion, or moisture along the exposed edges can cause the printed layer to bleed or separate. For longest life, avoid applications where the sticker will be regularly exposed to weather or standing water.

Available sizes:
• 6.5” × 2.5”
• 5.5” × 2.25”
• 4.5” × 1.75”

If you need a different size or want a custom variation, feel free to send a message; I’m happy to make custom sizes or small design adjustments when possible.

Each sticker is handmade and carefully packaged to arrive safely.

Please reach out anytime with questions. I want you to love what you receive.

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Great quality Fast shipping Love it Helpful seller Looks great As described Perfect gift

“Sticker is a perfect size, and super adhesive! I put it on my water bottle so I can see it everyday, and haven't had any issues with it. The texture of the sticker is also really nice, and all the details are super crisp and clean.”

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  • Get it by
    Nov 12-16
  • Returns & exchanges
    Accepted within 30 days
  • Cost to ship
    FREE to United States, 43215.

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What buyers say, summarized by AI: Great quality Fast shipping Love it Helpful seller Looks great As described Perfect gift

5.0

We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience.

(52 reviews)

4.9 Item quality
5.0 Shipping
5.0 Customer service
97% Buyers recommend
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Samm Nov 6, 2026

Sticker is a perfect size, and super adhesive! I put it on my water bottle so I can see it everyday, and haven't had any issues with it. The texture of the sticker is also really nice, and all the details are super crisp and clean.

Samm Nov 6, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Sean Oct 25, 2026

Definitely recommend this seller A ++++

Sean Oct 25, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Chris Oct 22, 2026

Amazing product! With amazing customer service!!

Chris Oct 22, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Green Oct 19, 2026

I didn't want to knock a whole star off for this, but the sticker did bleed a little green after a week or two

Green Oct 19, 2026

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May include: A white sticker with black text that reads "everything is fine trust your government." The text is arranged in a block-style design with some words partially obscured by black rectangles.

Redacted government sticker featuring the phrase “everything is fine, trust your government.” A dark political satire and conspiracy humor sticker perfect for laptops, tumblers, notebooks, toolboxes, lockers, cases, and the like.

This matte vinyl-laminated sticker has a clean redacted document aesthetic and subtle activist humor - minimal, bold, and designed to stand out.

Printed on high-quality sticker paper and protected with a waterproof matte vinyl laminate. The finished sticker is water-resistant, not waterproof, because moisture can enter through the exposed cut edges.

Best suited for indoor or protected outdoor surfaces. While the laminated face resists water, prolonged exposure to rain, car washes, submersion, or moisture along the exposed edges can cause the printed layer to bleed or separate. For longest life, avoid applications where the sticker will be regularly exposed to weather or standing water.

Available sizes:
• 6.5” × 2.5”
• 5.5” × 2.25”
• 4.5” × 1.75”

If you need a different size or want a custom variation, feel free to send a message; I’m happy to make custom sizes or small design adjustments when possible.

Each sticker is handmade and carefully packaged to arrive safely.

Please reach out anytime with questions. I want you to love what you receive.

  • Materials
    Vinyl laminate, sticker paper

Delivery details and policies

  • Get it by
    Nov 12-16
  • Returns and exchanges
    Accepted within 30 days
  • Ships from
    Smyrna, TN
  • Cost to ship
    FREE to United States, 43215

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JakoProducts
Ciera Kilfoyle
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Smyrna, Tennessee

We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 5.0
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