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Funny Birthday Card • "One does not simply" Meme • FBC Square 280gsm Gloss-Finished

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  • Designed by GiftFBC
  • Party decor for gatherings and celebrations
  • Materials: Cardstock

Blank inside for your own message. Printed messages available on 5x7" FBC cards.

Specifications:
Cardstock: Premium 280gsm Cardstock
Size: 6x6 inches (152.4 x 152.4 mm)
Contents: Gloss-finished Card + Kraft Envelope
Printing Method: HP Indigo 7K
Packaged in a protective sleeve for safe delivery

© 2026 FBC. All Rights Reserved.

Square FBC cards are not sold in-stores and are online-exclusives. These cards are printed on 280gsm Cardstock to reduce costs and are not the FBC standard 340gsm Mohawk Superfine. These cards are also gloss-finished rather than satin-finished - ideal for designs featuring real humans and not illustrations.

Disclaimer: This product is a parody and is not affiliated with, endorsed, or licensed by [Marvel/Warner Bros./Harry Potter/any official entity]. All trademarks and copyrighted images are the property of their respective owners. This is an original work created for the purpose of satire and commentary and is not intended to infringe on any intellectual property rights.

  • Ships out within 3–5 business days
  • Returns & exchanges not accepted
  • Ships from: United Kingdom

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London, United Kingdom

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