All greeting cards are created, designed, printed, folded and packaged by me with love and care! Please read my about page: https://www.etsy.com/shop/SnarkyCard/about https://www.etsy.com/shop/OffCenterMarketing/about A portion of my proceeds go back to local charities I volunteer at. My "WHY" is what fuels me.

Please know, I cannot control 3rd party vendors (USPS, UPS, Fedex). - Please find all info & costs about shipping under policies & in each listing US SHIPPING (APPROX): - USPS Letter: SNAIL MAIL now comes with tracking: 7-10 biz days - USPS First Class 4-8 biz days - USPS Priority is 2-4 biz days - USPS Express is 1-2 biz days INTERNATIONAL - Typically, we have noticed international orders can take up to 3 weeks due to customs & location. ITEMS LOST - Please note, unless you purchase insurance we cannot replace lost orders. We will do everything in our power to correct. OVERAGES - ETSY calculates shipping. Please reach out, I will refund any overages from shipping.

See Shop Policies and this varies per listing. Below are the cliff notes. MADE TO ORDERS/CUSTOM: - NO returns or exchanges unless the item is received damaged or incorrectly. ALL OTHER ITEMS: 1. CANCELLATIONS: - Not accepted due to already in production 2. EXCHANGES OR RETURNS - Accepted as long as the product has not been used, washed or damaged. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value. 3. SH COSTS: Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs and any new shipping costs incurred. Unless the item is damaged upon receiving. 4. CONDITIONS OF REFUNDS - If the product is damaged or incorrect upon arrival, I will happily refund or replace. Please send pictures

PRODUCTION & CANCELLATIONS

PRODUCTION TIME - In house orders ship in 1-2 business days! - Made to orders ship in 3-7 business days (holidays are a bit longer). CANCELLATIONS: MADE TO ORDERS: Not accepted due to them being in production IN HOUSE ORDERS: These are made in house by me and I move VERY quickly. However, reach out and if it is not produced/etc, I will happily cancel your order. Please do not get mad if I cannot cancel it.

Please know unless you get insurance, most 3rd party shippers do not refund your item. Unless you pay for insurance. I am a small business. That being said, please reach out. We can work together to figure it out. I am reasonable.

Not me, I am talking about you. 99% of you all are THE BEST! Truly. There's always those jerk apples in a bunch. Mistakes happen. If you are rude, you won't get anywhere with me. Life is too short and let's be real, it's a card. And the customer is not always right, is that from the 50's? Go to the beach or get some sun in your face, smell a flower, pet an amazing creature, hug a loved one..find balance and come back to me when you're cool. You dig? Show me that honey! Honey! Hugs, love and smiles!

CUSTOM ARTWORK & HANDWRITTEN NOTES

These items take time and care. Please note, it is the reason they are more expensive. I offer handwritten note inside my cards, my penmanship is stellar.

BULK & WHOLESALE REQUESTS

Reach out for wholesale & bulk requests.costs. WHOLESALE: This is when you want to carry me in your shop or ordering on a recurring basis BULK: This is if you need a large QTY of my items. If you are not sure if it is a large order, reach out!

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Teen Birthday Card, Gen Z Card, Kid Slang HBD

Name: Teen Birthday Card, Gen Z Card, Kid Slang HBD
Brand: SnarkyCard
SKU: 4458078555
Availability: InStock
Rating: 5.0 (11 reviews)

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Highlights

Designed by SnarkyCard
Party decor for gatherings and celebrations
Materials: Cardstock

⭐ CARD DETAILS

• A2 folded greeting card (5.5" x 4.25")
• Includes A2 envelope (4 3/8" x 5 3/4")
• Printed on premium 110 lb. acid-free cardstock
• Blank inside for your personal message
• Optional handwritten message available at checkout
• Back of card features Snarky Card logo and contact information
• Packaged in a protective eco-friendly sleeve
• Shipped in a sturdy mailer for safe delivery

⭐ DESIGNED & MADE WITH ATTITUDE

All artwork is illustrated and designed by me, Steph, creator of Snarky Card.

Orders are printed, packed, and shipped from Boston, Massachusetts — where the beer is cold, the history is deep, and the letter "R" is entirely optional.

⭐ PROCESSING & SHIPPING

• Most orders ship the same day or within 1–2 business days
• Free shipping includes tracking
• USPS delivery times are estimates and may vary
• If a shipping issue arises, please reach out and I'll do my best to help

Made-to-order items shipped directly from a production partner are non-refundable unless they arrive damaged or defective.

⭐ CUSTOM ORDERS, WHOLESALE & BULK PRICING

Need a different quantity? Interested in wholesale pricing? Send me a message — I'd love to help.

⭐ PLEASE NOTE

• Colors may vary slightly from screen to screen
• Additional shipping, FAQ, and shop policy information can be found in the listing photos and shop policies section

⭐ THANK YOU

Thanks for supporting Snarky Card — independently designed, printed, packed, and shipped from Boston, MA.

Order today to get by Aug 6-11
Returns accepted within 14 days
Cost to ship: $1.99

Enjoy free shipping to the US when you spend $35+ at this shop.
Ships from: Roslindale, MA

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Leah Aug 1, 2026

5 This item

Etsy buyer Jul 19, 2026

Card is exactly as pictured and nice quality! I prefer funnier / more personally-tailored cards than drugstore ones and Etsy artists always have me covered!

Etsy buyer Jul 19, 2026