Rude Kitsch Plate: "Put The Fucking Seat Down" - Vinyl Accent

What to know

Materials

Bone china, Vinyl

Dimensions

Width: 6.5 Inches; Height: 6.5 Inches

Gift wrapping

Gift wrapping by CrudeCrockeryPlates

Wrapped premium paper, ribbon and matching gift tag.

Put The Fucking Seat Down..

This listing is for one sassy vintage plate that has been lovingly made into a unique piece of art. Perfect on a gallery wall, shelf, bookcase or anywhere your heart desires. Endless possibilities. Each word is added deliberately so at first sight they appear to have always been there.

What would Nanna say?!

A pretty soft yellow and pink roses. Edged in gold forms part of the original design. They may show some signs of age but zero chips. This is all part of their unique charm. All words have been added using high quality perminant gold vinyl that compliments the original design. This item is 6 inches across.

Whether you are looking for a fun birthday/Christmas gift. Unique housewarming present or simply treating yourself to a one of a kind piece of decor. Our Crude Crockery plates are where naughty meets nostalgic. Decorative plates for an acquired taste.

*NOTES*

Every item we sell is unique, with that in mind these are vintage items that’s may have some wear and imperfections. I hand pick each vintage item and do my very best to select only items I feel have either unique ageing or minimal signs of ageing. I’d be happy to receive myself.

They are meant to be amazing decor pieces. They are NOT food safe although you may place cakes or sweets on them in cases/ wrappers. Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Please do not use cutlery. Clean with a damp cloth.

My aim and wish is always to deliver beautiful bespoke items. The clue is in the name. So please be aware most phrases we use are rude, crude and vulgar in nature, there for items not suitable for under 16.

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What buyers say

“Great item but unfortunately the men in my house cannot read!”

alison

23 days ago

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Price:$22.24

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5.0

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alison Jul 5, 2026

Great item but unfortunately the men in my house cannot read!

alison Jul 5, 2026

Response from Juliette

haha oh dear. I may have to make a BIGGER plate for them x

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CrudeCrockeryPlates
CrudeCrockeryPlates ·

United Kingdom

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