Charley Says T-Shirt – 70s Retro British TV Parody Dark Humour Tee

If you know… you know.
This tee is a cheeky, dark-humour twist on the iconic 1970s British public information films that traumatised a generation in the name of safety. Only this time, Charley isn’t warning you about electricity pylons or strangers…
He’s got something a little ruder to say.
Perfect for lovers of retro British nostalgia, cult TV references, and humour that’s just the right amount of inappropriate. This design blends wholesome 70s cartoon vibes with a very un-wholesome punchline – ideal for those who enjoy confusing older relatives and delighting your most chaotic friends.
Why you’ll love it:
• Retro-inspired cartoon artwork
• Bold circular design with vintage colour palette
• Soft, comfortable everyday tee (Printful non-organic base)
• Unisex fit – easy to style oversized or fitted
• Guaranteed to spark double-takes
Great for:
– Fans of 70s British TV nostalgia
– Lovers of dark humour
– Pub nights
– Alternative fashion
– Gifting to that one mate who definitely shouldn’t be allowed nice things

Because sometimes… Charley says what we’re all thinking.



** please note due to size, stock and colour availability this item may not ship from the UK or US**

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

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