Funny Birthday Card For Her, Having A Meltdown, Hey Morning, Coffee Gift, Stop Scrolling, Vintage Style Handmade, 30th 40th, Rabbit Hole,

Funny birthday card for her. Rosemary hates mornings and can't stop scrolling; she's goes in the social media rabbit hole and loves it. Rosemary doesn't like to function before noon and needs her coffee, phone a meltdown and a nap before life moves on. So, leave her alone till lunch and THEN tell her "I love you" and "Happy Birthday".

Perfect for daughter, best friend, mom, aunt, co worker, boss or any female in your life that would rather be in bed than out in the world. Great for 30th, 40th, 50th and 60th birthdays or for that retired birthday girl.

At Andyboo Greetings, we don’t mass-produce. These cards are printed 25 at a time, we cut out the photos and attach them individually. We prefer a vintage , retro feel to our cards.

We are the spot to search for birthday cards; or any funny, unique, unusual cards for fun people. Because the right card doesn’t just accompany a gift, it finishes it.

Features:
4.25" x 5.5" A2 size, vertical orientation
Printed locally on high-quality cardstock
3.5" x 3.5" vintage photo print
Includes a premium A2 envelope (yep, we hunted for the best)
Cello wrapped for protection
Blank inside—because your dirty little message is your business
Ships free via USPS First Class from our small shop. Please, order your card at least 3 weeks prior to an event to insure it arrives in time.