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Funny Capybara Cross Stitch Pattern PDF. Sarcastic Office Humor Meme Chart. "Please Read This Email". Instant Download

Liudmila

Designed by Liudmila

Owner of MaxStitchesArt

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For every email that could have been a meeting, and every meeting that could have been an email. 📧

This hilarious cross stitch pattern is the perfect spirit animal for anyone navigating the wild world of corporate communication. Featuring a very serious-looking capybara at its laptop, this design issues a polite but firm warning: "Please read this email before I show up." It's passive aggression, perfected.

This is a quick and simple project, perfect for beginners. The finished piece makes for legendary office decor, an unforgettable gift for your favorite coworker, or a daily reminder to just read the darn email.

❗ PLEASE NOTE: This is a digital PDF pattern only. No physical materials such as fabric, floss, or a hoop will be shipped to you.

PATTERN DETAILS:
Stitch Count: 59 stitches wide x 61 stitches high
Finished Size: 4.21 x 4.36 inches (10.70 x 11.07 cm) on 14-count Aida fabric
Recommended Fabric: 14-count Aida in White, Natural, or a light color
Colors Required: 9 shades of DMC embroidery floss
Stitches Used: Full cross stitches only - perfect for beginners!

WHAT YOU'LL RECEIVE:
Your purchase includes an instant download of a multi-page PDF file that contains:
A full-color chart with symbols for easy reading.
A black and white chart with symbols (printer-friendly).
A complete DMC floss legend with color codes and names.
A high-quality image of the finished design for reference.

HOW TO DOWNLOAD:
After your payment is confirmed, you will receive an email from Etsy with a link to download your pattern. You can also access your digital files at any time by going to You > Purchases and reviews in your Etsy account.

As per my last email, happy stitching! ✨

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