I'd Rather Be at Costco Dad Hat, Unhinged Sarcastic Quote Cap

🧢 Garment Washed Dad Cap – Lived-In & Unhinged
Add vibes to your everyday outfits. Our embroidered cap is made for those who love timeless style with unhinged character, relaxed, worn-in, and uniquely unbothered.
This dad hat is for adults who speak exclusively in sarcasm, survive on chaotic energy, and say weird shit to stay alive. It’s bold, unhinged, and slightly unwell (in the best way).

Each OTTO Cap features a garment-washed finish. Slight color variations make every piece one of a kind 🤍

✨ Features:
🧵 100% Cotton Twill – Made by specially spun fibers that create strong, smooth fabric with a soft, lived-in feel
😎 6-panel unstructured design with a low-profile fit
🌫️ Garment-washed finish – Intentionally imperfect
🪡 Custom embroidery
🗝️ Metal snap buckle with antique brass finish for an adjustable, vintage-inspired fit
⚠️ NB: Due to the garment-washed process, slight color differences may occur between hats of the same color – making each cap truly unique

🎨 Customization Options:
✨ Choose your favorite unhinged phrase or text for embroidery ("Ask me about my registry," "I could be meaner," "Late stage capitalism survivor")
🌈 Select from different thread colors
🧢 A perfect personalized accessory or gift

🧼 Care Instructions:
• Spot clean only using warm water and mild dish soap
• Use a soft-bristled brush for tougher stains
• No need to soak the entire hat

💜 GOODIES and VIBES is your place for GOOD VIBES only.
We create extraordinary gift ideas that feel personal, emotional, and unhinged in the best way. Each item is made with care, attention to detail, and safely packed before shipping – so you can gift good energy, chaotic memories, and bold style.
Upgrade your hat game with a cap that tells everyone exactly what you're thinking (so you don't have to) ✨

💜 Our Happiness Guarantee
Your happiness means everything to us.
If your embroidered cap doesn’t bring you good vibes or meet your expectations, please reach out to us. We’re always happy to help and will do our best to make things right.
We believe in thoughtful products, honest quality, and positive experiences ✨