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Nurse Humor Magnet | ICU Nurse Gift | Critical Care Nurse Funny Magnet | “It’s Called Triage Not Favoritism” | ER Nurse Sarcastic Gift

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Sep 21-26

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If you know… you know 😅

This 3.5" x 2.5" nurse humor magnet perfectly captures the reality of bedside nursing—especially for ICU, ER, and critical care nurses who live in triage mode.

Featuring iconic nurse logic:

“I’m not ignoring you, I’m prioritizing.”
“It’s called triage, not favoritism.”
“Stable-ish.”
“Alive is a spectrum.”

💉 Perfect for:

ICU nurses
Critical care nurses
ER nurses
New grads entering chaos
Your favorite burnt-out but hilarious coworker

✨ Details:
Size: 3.5 x 2.5 inches (perfect badge board / fridge size)
Strong magnet backing
Bright, clean, professional print

🎁 Great Gift For:
Nurse graduation
Nurse appreciation week
Coworker gifts
Secret Santa / stocking stuffer

  • Order today to get by Sep 21-26
  • Returns & exchanges not accepted
  • Cost to ship: $5.48
  • Ships from: Wichita, KS

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Kathleen Sep 14, 2026

Another great magnet for our break room fridge!!! Well made. Arrived quickly.

Kathleen Sep 14, 2026

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