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Mom Before Coffee Danger Shirt, Sarcastic Mom Life Graphic Tee

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⚠️ WARNING: Mom Before Coffee = Danger.
If you know a mom who absolutely must have her coffee before dealing with the world, this hilarious graphic tee was made for her. Perfect for busy moms, coffee lovers, and anyone who appreciates a little sarcastic mom humor.

This funny “Mom Before Coffee – Danger” shirt is a relatable statement piece for everyday mom life. Whether you're running errands, doing school drop-offs, relaxing at home, or grabbing your first cup of coffee in the morning, this comfy tee adds personality and humor to your outfit.

☕ Why You'll Love This Shirt

• Funny and relatable mom life design
• Perfect gift for coffee-loving moms
• Comfortable and stylish everyday wear
• Great conversation starter
• Designed to stand out with a bold graphic style

🎁 Perfect Gift For

• Mother's Day gifts
• Birthday gift for mom
• New moms
• Coffee lovers
• Wife, sister, or best friend who runs on caffeine

👕 Size & Fit

This shirt is available in a wide range of sizes including larger sizes, making it perfect for every body type.
Please check the size chart in the listing photos to find your ideal fit.

🎨 Custom Options

Want a different color, style, or design variation?
Send me a message! I’ll be happy to create a custom design or color specifically for you.

🧵 Quality

• Soft, comfortable fabric
• Durable print that lasts
• Unisex fit for relaxed everyday style

📦 Production & Shipping

Each shirt is made to order with care. Processing and shipping times are listed in the shop policies.

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr [!at] sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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  • Returns & exchanges accepted within 30 days
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  • Ships from: Charlotte, NC

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