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Honestly you still look 39 from a distance, Funny birthday card, Snarky 40th bday gifts for best friends bestie, Sarcastic you are old card

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WOWcard  
5 out of 5 stars
Arrives soon! Get it by Nov 13-17 if you order today
Nov 13-17

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Star Seller. This seller consistently earned 5-star reviews, shipped on time, and replied quickly to any messages they received.

Honestly you still look 39 from a distance
- Funny birthday card best for your friends coworkers

-Actual card will NOT have any watermarks
❤️Hand painted , printed, folded, and packed all by me - 100% handmade
❤️A2 size 4.25 X 5.5 inches folded card
❤️Printed on heavyweight premium quality card stock with Kraft envelope

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My cards DO NOT come with a USPS tracking number unless you choose to upgrade shipping at checkout to add tracking. With the free shipping, they are shipped similar to a letter with a stamp
However, Etsy will call it a tracking number it is rarely ACCURATE and not at all reliable.

Please note USPS can be pretty slow in some cases and many times my cards arrive in 2-5 days, but other times, it can take 12 or more! Please contact me if you haven't received it after 14 days of shipping.

For INTERNATIONAL buyers: it will be mailed in brown kraft 5x7 envelope WITHOUT any tracking number. It will be in form of regular letter mail and most likely deliver to your mailbox since it’s not a package. Contact me if your order is not arrived after estimated delivery time you received when you placed your order.

  • Order today to get by Nov 13-17
  • Returns & exchanges not accepted
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  • Ships from: Orlando, FL

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5.0 Item quality
5.0 Shipping
100% Buyers recommend
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Amy Sep 26, 2026

Cute, high quality, arrived on time.

Amy Sep 26, 2026

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