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I Have To Say Weird Stuff T-Shirt, Funny Cat Meme Embroidered Tee, Socially Awkward Shirt, Comfort Colors T-Shirt

PineSpiceBooks  
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If I don’t say something weird… it’s over 🐱🚧
This embroidered t-shirt features a chaotic cat wearing a traffic cone with “I have to say weird stuff or I’ll die” energy — the ultimate socially awkward, unhinged meme moment. Funny, relatable, and just a little feral, it’s perfect for anyone who fills silence with chaos.

Minimal embroidery keeps the design wearable while still delivering the joke. Ideal for introverts, awkward extroverts, and anyone whose personality is “oops I said that out loud.”

Made on a Comfort Colors t-shirt, this tee has a relaxed fit with a soft, garment-dyed vintage feel that’s comfortable from the very first wear.

🧵 Garment Info:
• Comfort Colors unisex t-shirt
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in vintage look
• Relaxed, comfortable fit
• Embroidered design (~4.5" x 4.5") on chest
• Normal embroidery backing inside, softens with washes

📏 Sizing & Policies:
• Unisex sizing, runs true to size
• If you’re between sizes, please size up for best fit
• Each item is made to order — I cannot offer exchanges for size issues, so please check sizing carefully before ordering
• If your item arrives with a defect, message me with photos — I’m always here to help

⏳ Production & Shipping Times:
• Each shirt is embroidered to order
• Production time: usually 1–2 business days
• Shipping within the US: typically 3–5 business days
• Tracking is always included
• Shipping times may occasionally take longer during peak seasons

🧺 Embroidery Care Instructions:
• Wash inside out, gentle cycle
• Machine wash cold
• Tumble dry low or hang to dry
• Do not bleach or iron directly on embroidery
• Embroidery backing is normal and softens over time

🖤 About the Shop:
Thank you so much for supporting my small business 🤍 Every item is embroidered to order with care. I specialize in cozy, funny, and ultra-relatable designs that feel wearable and full of personality. Please reach out anytime with questions, ideas, or concerns — I’m always happy to help.

🌍 International Orders:
International customers are responsible for any customs duties, tariffs, or taxes charged by their country. These are not included in the item price or shipping cost.

  • Order today to get by Aug 3-8
  • Returns & exchanges not accepted
  • Cost to ship: $4.75
  • Ships from: Coppell, TX

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5.0

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(3 reviews)

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100% Buyers recommend
5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Kate Jun 8, 2026

The shirt was soft and exactly as described! Very funny.

Kate Jun 8, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

KB Apr 17, 2026

Do not make eye contact if you don’t want to hear the weird thing. Best service and the best tee shirt brand.

KB Apr 17, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

KB Apr 17, 2026

It’s true, you know. The last time I didn’t say the weird thing, I went into cardiac arrest. Once again, great service! Funny cute graphics embroidered on the BEST tee shirt brand, Comfort Colors.

KB Apr 17, 2026

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PineSpiceBooks
taylor
PineSpiceBooks ·

Portland, Oregon

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