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Funny Husband Shirt | Marriage Quote Tee, Distressed Text Design

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A funny graphic tee featuring the phrase I Never Question My Wife’s Choices Because I’m One Of Them in a bold distressed text design.

This shirt has a clean, straightforward look that lets the humor do the work. It makes a great gift for husbands, dads, boyfriends, fiancés, or any guy with a good sense of humor and a strong appreciation for his wife.

It works well for Father’s Day, birthdays, anniversaries, Christmas, or everyday casual wear. The simple distressed lettering gives it an easy to read design that stands out well on multiple shirt colors without feeling too busy.

Available on adult unisex shirts in multiple color options.

Please note that colors may vary slightly depending on screen settings, printing, and shirt color selection. Design placement may vary slightly by size and garment style.

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Price:$19.99+

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  • Get it by
    Nov 17-27
  • Cost to ship
    $3.99 to United States, 43215.

    Enjoy free shipping to the US when you spend $35+ at this shop.

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Maroon graphic t shirt featuring the phrase I Never Question My Wife’s Choices Because I’m One Of Them in large distressed white lettering centered on the front.

A funny graphic tee featuring the phrase I Never Question My Wife’s Choices Because I’m One Of Them in a bold distressed text design.

This shirt has a clean, straightforward look that lets the humor do the work. It makes a great gift for husbands, dads, boyfriends, fiancés, or any guy with a good sense of humor and a strong appreciation for his wife.

It works well for Father’s Day, birthdays, anniversaries, Christmas, or everyday casual wear. The simple distressed lettering gives it an easy to read design that stands out well on multiple shirt colors without feeling too busy.

Available on adult unisex shirts in multiple color options.

Please note that colors may vary slightly depending on screen settings, printing, and shirt color selection. Design placement may vary slightly by size and garment style.

Delivery details and policies

  • Get it by
    Nov 17-27
  • Returns and exchanges
    Not accepted.
  • Ships from
    Ottawa, KS
  • Cost to ship
    $3.99 to United States, 43215

    Enjoy free shipping to the US when you spend $35+ at this shop.

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ShopHUTW
ShopHUTW ·

Ottawa, Kansas

We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 4.9
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1.7k sales
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15 years on Etsy
Kari Moore Jason Moore
3 shop members

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Smooth shipping Has a history of shipping on time with tracking.

Rave reviews Average review rating is 4.8 or higher.

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