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Sobriety Gift 1 Year Sober In This B*tch Candle Funny Candle Gift Novelty Candle Gift Sarcastic Gag Gift Sober Anniversary Gift For Her

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Sep 25-Oct 2

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  • Materials: Wax type: Soy

Sobriety Gift 1 Year Sober In This B*tch Candle is the laugh-out-loud novelty candle gift your sober friends deserve. Celebrate a 1 year sober milestone with a sarcastic gag gift that doubles as a recovery candle—perfect for a sober anniversary, funny gift, unique gift, or gift for her.

Smell the crisp and fresh aroma of 100% club soda confidence. Handmade and hilariously honest, this sobriety gift candle makes a standout milestone gift and personalized present they’ll actually use, collect, and proudly display.

Make it personal — customize the main message or the tagline "Smell the crisp and fresh aroma of 100%" with your own words.

Features at a Glance:
- Materials: 100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick, all contained in a sleek glass jar.
- Size: Generous 9oz size (2.8" × 3.5") designed to provide up to 60 hours of burning time.
- Standards: Complies with ASTM safety standards for peace of mind.
- Made in the USA: Proudly assembled in the USA from globally sourced materials.
- Color: Each candle features a clear, unscented base to emphasize its clean, minimalist design.

Scent Profiles:

- Cinnamon Vanilla: Infused with the warmth of cinnamon and the sweet caress of vanilla, perfect for a cozy celebration.

- Clean Cotton: Mimics the fresh, airy scent of clean linens; it's like a new beginning with every whiff.

- Sea Salt & Orchid: A serene blend of salty breezes and floral grace, ideal for soothing the soul.

- Apple Harvest: A crisp, autumnal throwback to simpler times, spiked with a hint of festive spice.

- Atlantis Whisper: Dive into the mystery and allure of the ocean's depth with this intriguing scent.

- Christmas Warmth: Spiced oranges and pine—the essence of festive cheer and comfort.

- Coconut Cream & Cardamom: A tropical escape with a creamy, spicy twist that celebrates her adventurous spirit.

- Peppered Passionfruit: Energetic and bold, much like her personality, with notes of citrus and exotic fruits.

- White Sage & Lavender: A calming, herbal bouquet to relax and rejuvenate.

- Unscented: Simply the soft glow of a candle to illuminate her special day without fragrance.

Safe and Secure Packaging:
Our candles are packed with care, ensuring they arrive in perfect condition, ready to light up a room or a day.

Customizable Gift Messages:
Tailor your gift with a personal touch through Etsy's Sneak Peek gift message feature, providing an electronic greeting to accompany this unique present.

Mark one wild, hangover-free year with a cheeky keepsake they’ll laugh about every time they light it.

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  • Returns & exchanges accepted within 30 days
  • Cost to ship: $5.73
  • Ships from: Chatsworth, CA

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