• May include: Black t-shirt with the text "biggest slut" in pink, and a graphic of a kitten wearing a pink bow. The text "at the thrift store" is below the kitten graphic. The image is taken in a vintage clothing store.
  • May include: Gray t-shirt with the text "biggest slut at the thrift store" in pink. The shirt features a graphic of a kitten wearing a pink bow. The shirt is a casual, oversized fit.
  • May include: A black short-sleeved t-shirt featuring a graphic of a kitten wearing a pink bow. The text above the kitten reads biggest slut and the text below reads at the thrift store. The shirt is paired with a black shoulder bag.
  • May include: Black t-shirt with the text "biggest slut" above a kitten illustration wearing a pink bow. The text "at the thrift store" is below the kitten. The shirt is a casual, oversized fit.
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  • May include: White t-shirt with a size chart for Comfort Colors CC1717. The chart shows measurements in inches for width, length, and sleeve length, ranging from size S to 4X. The text recommends sizing up for an oversized fit. A pink flower logo is in the bottom right.
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  • May include: A pink and white graphic with the text "HARPER JACK EXCHANGE POLICY". The text states all items are custom-made to order and the policy is exchange only. Includes details on exchanges.
  • May include: Pink text on a checkered background reads "MADE TO ORDER" with the text "All items are made to order." and "Please allow 5-7 business days to complete before shipping." A pink flower with a smiley face and the text "harper jack" is at the top.
  • May include: A digital graphic with a pink flower-shaped smiley face. The flower has a yellow center with a smiling face and pink petals. The words "thank you," "harper," "jack," and "for shopping" are in white, stylized text.
  • May include: Black t-shirt with the text "biggest slut" in pink, and a graphic of a kitten wearing a pink bow. The text "at the thrift store" is below the kitten graphic. The image is taken in a vintage clothing store.
  • May include: Gray t-shirt with the text "biggest slut at the thrift store" in pink. The shirt features a graphic of a kitten wearing a pink bow. The shirt is a casual, oversized fit.
  • May include: A black short-sleeved t-shirt featuring a graphic of a kitten wearing a pink bow. The text above the kitten reads biggest slut and the text below reads at the thrift store. The shirt is paired with a black shoulder bag.
  • May include: Black t-shirt with the text "biggest slut" above a kitten illustration wearing a pink bow. The text "at the thrift store" is below the kitten. The shirt is a casual, oversized fit.
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  • Thrifting Shirt Thrift Funny Shirt Exchange Raunchy T Shirts Rude Dirty T Shirts Vulgar TShirts Weird Stuff Embarrassing Shirts Black
  • Thrifting Shirt Thrift Funny Shirt Exchange Raunchy T Shirts Rude Dirty T Shirts Vulgar TShirts Weird Stuff Embarrassing Shirts Granite
  • May include: White t-shirt with a size chart for Comfort Colors CC1717. The chart shows measurements in inches for width, length, and sleeve length, ranging from size S to 4X. The text recommends sizing up for an oversized fit. A pink flower logo is in the bottom right.
  • Thrifting Shirt Thrift Funny Shirt Exchange Raunchy T Shirts Rude Dirty T Shirts Vulgar TShirts Weird Stuff Embarrassing Shirts image 9
  • May include: A pink and white graphic with the text "HARPER JACK EXCHANGE POLICY". The text states all items are custom-made to order and the policy is exchange only. Includes details on exchanges.
  • May include: Pink text on a checkered background reads "MADE TO ORDER" with the text "All items are made to order." and "Please allow 5-7 business days to complete before shipping." A pink flower with a smiley face and the text "harper jack" is at the top.
  • May include: A digital graphic with a pink flower-shaped smiley face. The flower has a yellow center with a smiling face and pink petals. The words "thank you," "harper," "jack," and "for shopping" are in white, stylized text.
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shopharperjack  
5 out of 5 stars

Item highlights

  • Materials: Cotton
  • Made to order

Seller's description

For the girls who treat the thrift store like a competitive sport.

This tee is for the ones digging through racks, finding the most unhinged gem in the building, and somehow making it iconic. It’s chaotic, a little raunchy, and fully committed to the bit—exactly the kind of energy that turns heads in the best way.

Featuring a vintage-style kitten graphic with a bold, vulgar twist, this design blends soft, cute aesthetics with straight-up unfiltered humor. It’s giving grandmacore meets menace.

Perfect for:

Thrifting days & vintage hunts
Outfit pics that make people look twice
Weird girl energy, elevated
Anyone who loves rude, embarrassing, slightly unhinged shirts

If your sense of humor lives somewhere between “this is adorable” and “I can’t believe you wore that in public,” this one’s yours.

• Q U I C K • F A C T S •
★ Comfort Colors garment-dyed t-shirt
★ Medium fabric - all shirts feature pre-shrunk cotton
★ Wash and dry normally (on cool for best results)


• S I Z I N G •
★ Models are wearing size L-XL
★ Sizing is unisex so runs like men's, though not overly large
★ Most women find their typical size works best, since they are meant to fit a touch loose
★ Please see size guide in photos for more info
★ If you are looking for an oversized tee or baggy fit, it is recommended to go at 1-2 sizes over your normal size. Comfortcolors tees offers a roomy fit, however, to get the baggy clothes look, you will need to size up. Please see guide in photos for more info.


• S H I P P I N G • T I M E S •
★ Our items are individually made with love for each of our buyers. Because of this, our processing time is 2-5 business days (depending on order volume) plus transit time, but typically much faster. We know our customers want their items as quickly as possible!

• K E E P • S H O P P I N G •
↓↓↓ ↓↓↓
★ Shop our entire HarperJack collection here: 
https://shopharperjack.etsy.com


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

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“Great sweatshirt, arrived on time.”

Amy

6 days ago

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Price:$34.00+

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Shipping & return policies
  • Get it by
    Nov 10-16
  • Exchanges
    Accepted within 30 days
  • Cost to ship
    $5.00 to United States, 43215.

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Specifications

May include: Black t-shirt with the text "biggest slut" in pink, and a graphic of a kitten wearing a pink bow. The text "at the thrift store" is below the kitten graphic. The image is taken in a vintage clothing store.

For the girls who treat the thrift store like a competitive sport.

This tee is for the ones digging through racks, finding the most unhinged gem in the building, and somehow making it iconic. It’s chaotic, a little raunchy, and fully committed to the bit—exactly the kind of energy that turns heads in the best way.

Featuring a vintage-style kitten graphic with a bold, vulgar twist, this design blends soft, cute aesthetics with straight-up unfiltered humor. It’s giving grandmacore meets menace.

Perfect for:

Thrifting days & vintage hunts
Outfit pics that make people look twice
Weird girl energy, elevated
Anyone who loves rude, embarrassing, slightly unhinged shirts

If your sense of humor lives somewhere between “this is adorable” and “I can’t believe you wore that in public,” this one’s yours.

• Q U I C K • F A C T S •
★ Comfort Colors garment-dyed t-shirt
★ Medium fabric - all shirts feature pre-shrunk cotton
★ Wash and dry normally (on cool for best results)


• S I Z I N G •
★ Models are wearing size L-XL
★ Sizing is unisex so runs like men's, though not overly large
★ Most women find their typical size works best, since they are meant to fit a touch loose
★ Please see size guide in photos for more info
★ If you are looking for an oversized tee or baggy fit, it is recommended to go at 1-2 sizes over your normal size. Comfortcolors tees offers a roomy fit, however, to get the baggy clothes look, you will need to size up. Please see guide in photos for more info.


• S H I P P I N G • T I M E S •
★ Our items are individually made with love for each of our buyers. Because of this, our processing time is 2-5 business days (depending on order volume) plus transit time, but typically much faster. We know our customers want their items as quickly as possible!

• K E E P • S H O P P I N G •
↓↓↓ ↓↓↓
★ Shop our entire HarperJack collection here: 
https://shopharperjack.etsy.com


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

Manufacturer(s):

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

Product safety:

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

shopharperjack made this item with help from
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Delivery details and policies

  • Get it by
    Nov 10-16
  • Exchanges
    Accepted within 30 days.
  • Ships from
    San Jose, CA
  • Cost to ship
    $5.00 to United States, 43215

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shopharperjack
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shopharperjack ·

Jacksonville, Florida

We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 4.8
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698 sales
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3 years on Etsy
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