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💍 "MARRIAGE IS JUST DECIDING WHAT TO EAT UNTIL THE END OF TIME" — FUNNY WEDDING CARD

Because love is patient, love is kind... and love is also saying
"I don't care, you pick" until one of you gets hungry enough to choose. 😂

The perfect card for the couple who's found their forever dinner partner!

✨ WHAT'S INCLUDED:
- Front: Adorable illustrated couple at dinner with the iconic "deciding what to eat" message
- Inside: Funny twist on "Love is patient, love is kind" + warm congratulations closer
- High-resolution print-ready PDF (300 DPI)
- Standard greeting card size (5x7")
- Instant digital download — no waiting, no shipping!
- Print unlimited times

🎨 DESIGN FEATURES:
✓ Warm cozy illustration — couple at a restaurant table
✓ Soft cream & terracotta color palette
✓ Elegant serif typography
✓ Botanical botanical accent illustrations on inside page
✓ Funny AND heartfelt — the perfect balance

💒 PERFECT FOR:
✓ Weddings
✓ Engagements
✓ Bridal showers
✓ Anniversaries
✓ Anyone who loves their partner AND food (so... everyone)

🖨️ HOW TO PRINT:
Print on cardstock (80-100 lb recommended) at home or at any print shop.
Fold in half — done! Full printing instructions included.

📜 LICENSE:
Personal use only. For commercial/resale licensing, see my shop.