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Large Dog Owner Shirt | My Floor Plan Is Whatever Dog Wants

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Jun 9-15

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If you're a large dog owner who has completely given up on interior design and accepted that your Great Dane is actually the architect of your home, this shirt is for you. Every dog parent with a furry giant knows the truth - your carefully planned living room layout means nothing when a 150-pound lap dog decides the couch needs to be moved three feet to the left. This relatable dog humor captures the beautiful chaos of sharing your space with a four-legged roommate who didn't get the memo about personal boundaries.

This soft, comfortable tee is perfect for wearing while you navigate around your dog's personal kingdom, formerly known as your house. Made with quality materials that can withstand dog hair, drool, and the occasional tail whip from an overexcited pup. It makes an amazing gift for any dog owner who understands that home is wherever their large dog decides to sprawl out.

Perfect for birthdays, Christmas, Mother's Day, Father's Day, or just because you know someone who needs a good laugh about their giant furry overlord. Great for dog park visits, vet appointments, or any time you want to bond with fellow large dog parents over the shared experience of living in a dog's world.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Japan (Printify Choice)
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.

  • Order today to get by Jun 9-15
  • Returns & exchanges accepted within 30 days
  • Cost to ship: $4.59
  • Ships from: Norcross, GA

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Jack Hurdle
Piffleworks ·

Atlanta, Georgia

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