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Funny card for a friend, quirky cards, snarky humor cards, friendship card, Birthday Card
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ABOUT:
*Handmade
*Materials: quality cardstock
*Premium White card
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DESCRIPTION:
Cover says:
I hate it when people ask me if I did anything exciting over the weekend....like I'm
skydiving or something. I'm old. I went to Walmart, did some laundry, ate too much food and took a nap.
Blank inside for your personal message
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Listing Includes:
A2 Card
Measures 4.25" x 5.5"
A2 self sealing envelope in brown Kraft
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Made by me in my smoke free studio
THANKS FOR YOUR ORDER
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OTHER INFO:
My OTHER shop is: SewProDesigns. There are a lot of fun things in it, so go have a look. I am really fast at shipping. I have over 13,000 sales at SewProDesigns with a 5* rating.
IF your card gets lost:
Things happen, so if you haven't got your card after 14 days, please let me know. Mail IS a lot slower during the holidays, remember, so give it some time. I'll make it right, so don't worry.
IF your card is returned to me:
If it happens because of a wrong address from you or you moved & didn't forward your mail, I can resend it. However, you will need to pay for the new postage and cost of the envelope. I'm sorry but I can't pay the cost the second time.
IF the card arrives damaged:
Rarely happens, but I know the USPS doesn't care like WE do, right? Let me know, send me a picture showing the damages and I'll make it right
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Order today to get by Sep 11-15
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Returns & exchanges not accepted
But please contact me if you have problems with your order
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Free shipping
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Ships from: Lebanon, OR
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Reviews for this item
What buyers say, summarized by AI: Love it Fast shipping Looks great
So funny n so true. Perfect for a retired person.
Perfect! I love this card but I actually did go skydiving! Anyway I still had to have it. Exactly what I wanted. Well packaged and delivered securely. I would definitely recommend this top notch Etsy shop.
Another perfect card for my friends with this kind of humor! So funny!
Very happy with card and shipped fast
Smooth shipping Has a history of shipping on time with tracking.
Speedy replies Has a history of replying to messages quickly.
Rave reviews Average review rating is 4.8 or higher.
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