• May include: Ivory-colored t-shirt featuring a raccoon wearing sunglasses and riding a bicycle with a basket of sunflowers. The text "ON MY WAY TO ASSUME THE WORST" is printed below the graphic. The shirt is made of a soft material.
  • May include: Dark grey t-shirt with a raccoon graphic riding a bicycle, wearing sunglasses, and carrying sunflowers in a basket. The text "ON MY WAY TO ASSUME THE WORST" is printed below the graphic. The shirt is a pepper color.
  • May include: Light blue t-shirt with a graphic of a raccoon riding a bicycle, wearing sunglasses, and holding a drink. The shirt has the text "ON MY WAY TO ASSUME THE WORST."
  • May include: Light green t-shirt featuring a raccoon riding a bicycle with a basket of flowers. The graphic includes the text "ON MY WAY TO ASSUME THE WORST." The shirt is a relaxed fit.
  • May include: Espresso-colored t-shirt featuring a raccoon riding a bicycle with sunflowers in the basket. The text "ON MY WAY TO ASSUME THE WORST" is printed below the graphic. The shirt is a casual style.
  • May include: Blue jean colored t-shirt featuring a raccoon riding a bicycle with a basket of flowers. The text "ON MY WAY TO ASSUME THE WORST" is printed below the graphic. The shirt has short sleeves and a relaxed fit.
  • May include: A white t-shirt size guide with four models wearing different fits: regular, relaxed, loose, and oversized. The guide includes measurements in inches for sizes S to 4XL, with length ranging from 26.6 to 33.5 inches and width from 18.25 to 29.75 inches.
  • May include: Crimson-colored t-shirt featuring a raccoon wearing sunglasses and riding a bicycle with a basket of sunflowers. The text "ON MY WAY TO ASSUME THE WORST" is printed below the graphic. The shirt is a loose fit.
  • May include: Sage green t-shirt featuring a raccoon riding a bicycle with a basket of sunflowers. The text "ON MY WAY TO ASSUME THE WORST" is printed below the graphic. The shirt is a relaxed fit.
  • May include: A light pink t-shirt featuring a black graphic of a raccoon riding a bicycle with a basket of flowers. The text "ON MY WAY TO ASSUME THE WORST" is printed below the graphic. The shirt is paired with denim shorts.
  • May include: Butter-colored t-shirt featuring a raccoon riding a bicycle with a basket of sunflowers. The text "ON MY WAY TO ASSUME THE WORST" is printed below the graphic. The shirt is a relaxed fit.
  • May include: Orchid-colored t-shirt featuring a raccoon riding a bicycle with a basket of flowers. The raccoon wears sunglasses. The text "ON MY WAY TO ASSUME THE WORST" is printed below the graphic. The shirt is hanging on a wooden hanger.
  • May include: A color chart displays a variety of fabric colors, including white, ivory, and black. The chart includes colors like island reef, chambray, and blossom. Text at the bottom reads, "LOOKING FOR A COLOR NOT LISTED? MESSAGE US TO CHECK AVAILABILITY."
  • May include: A graphic with text that reads "Comfort you'll feel. Quality you can trust." Additional text includes "100% cotton," "Durable print that lasts," and "Made for everyday wear." There is also text about returns and refunds.
  • May include: Ivory-colored t-shirt featuring a raccoon wearing sunglasses and riding a bicycle with a basket of sunflowers. The text "ON MY WAY TO ASSUME THE WORST" is printed below the graphic. The shirt is made of a soft material.
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  • May include: Dark grey t-shirt with a raccoon graphic riding a bicycle, wearing sunglasses, and carrying sunflowers in a basket. The text "ON MY WAY TO ASSUME THE WORST" is printed below the graphic. The shirt is a pepper color.
  • May include: Light blue t-shirt with a graphic of a raccoon riding a bicycle, wearing sunglasses, and holding a drink. The shirt has the text "ON MY WAY TO ASSUME THE WORST."
  • May include: Light green t-shirt featuring a raccoon riding a bicycle with a basket of flowers. The graphic includes the text "ON MY WAY TO ASSUME THE WORST." The shirt is a relaxed fit.
  • May include: Espresso-colored t-shirt featuring a raccoon riding a bicycle with sunflowers in the basket. The text "ON MY WAY TO ASSUME THE WORST" is printed below the graphic. The shirt is a casual style.
  • May include: Blue jean colored t-shirt featuring a raccoon riding a bicycle with a basket of flowers. The text "ON MY WAY TO ASSUME THE WORST" is printed below the graphic. The shirt has short sleeves and a relaxed fit.
  • May include: A white t-shirt size guide with four models wearing different fits: regular, relaxed, loose, and oversized. The guide includes measurements in inches for sizes S to 4XL, with length ranging from 26.6 to 33.5 inches and width from 18.25 to 29.75 inches.
  • May include: Crimson-colored t-shirt featuring a raccoon wearing sunglasses and riding a bicycle with a basket of sunflowers. The text "ON MY WAY TO ASSUME THE WORST" is printed below the graphic. The shirt is a loose fit.
  • May include: Sage green t-shirt featuring a raccoon riding a bicycle with a basket of sunflowers. The text "ON MY WAY TO ASSUME THE WORST" is printed below the graphic. The shirt is a relaxed fit.
  • May include: A light pink t-shirt featuring a black graphic of a raccoon riding a bicycle with a basket of flowers. The text "ON MY WAY TO ASSUME THE WORST" is printed below the graphic. The shirt is paired with denim shorts.
  • May include: Butter-colored t-shirt featuring a raccoon riding a bicycle with a basket of sunflowers. The text "ON MY WAY TO ASSUME THE WORST" is printed below the graphic. The shirt is a relaxed fit.
  • May include: Orchid-colored t-shirt featuring a raccoon riding a bicycle with a basket of flowers. The raccoon wears sunglasses. The text "ON MY WAY TO ASSUME THE WORST" is printed below the graphic. The shirt is hanging on a wooden hanger.
  • May include: A color chart displays a variety of fabric colors, including white, ivory, and black. The chart includes colors like island reef, chambray, and blossom. Text at the bottom reads, "LOOKING FOR A COLOR NOT LISTED? MESSAGE US TO CHECK AVAILABILITY."
  • May include: A graphic with text that reads "Comfort you'll feel. Quality you can trust." Additional text includes "100% cotton," "Durable print that lasts," and "Made for everyday wear." There is also text about returns and refunds.
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Comfort Colors Raccoon Tee – Assume The Worst Mental Health Humor Shirt

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  • Made to order
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“First t-shirt arrived very promptly. Unfortunately there was a snag in the material which had caused a small hole, and I had to contact the seller. They responded an hour later and had a replacement T-shirt sent out, which arrived just a few days later. Very happy with the service and how quickly they rectified the problem. Very happy with the colour and print of the item. Thanks!”

Catherine

Sep 16, 2026

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Original Price: $34.99+

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May include: Ivory-colored t-shirt featuring a raccoon wearing sunglasses and riding a bicycle with a basket of sunflowers. The text "ON MY WAY TO ASSUME THE WORST" is printed below the graphic. The shirt is made of a soft material.

😬 Already stressed, just getting a head start.

For people whose brains like to prepare for every possible scenario - especially the bad ones - even when nothing is actually wrong yet.
This "On My Way To Assume The Worst" design turns overthinking into something wearable and self-aware. A quiet joke for the people who always feel like they’re mentally running simulations in the background of everyday life.

✅ Perfect for overthinkers, introverts, pessimists, sarcastic friends, anxious humor lovers, and anyone whose brain loves worst-case scenarios.

🎁 Great gift for friends, coworkers, students, or anyone who has ever said “I knew this would happen” with suspicious accuracy.

Printed on Comfort Colors® 1717 - a premium garment-dyed tee with a soft, vintage feel and relaxed fit made for everyday wear.

👕 DETAILS
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Garment-dyed for a soft, washed look
• Relaxed fit - true to size (size up for a looser or oversized fit)
• Printed using high-quality DTG for a smooth, durable print
• Size tolerance: +/- 1.5"

📦 SHIPPING
• Typically ships within a few business days
• Tracking provided once shipped
• Delivery times are estimates and not guaranteed

📏 SIZING
• Please check the size chart and fit guide in the listing photos before ordering

🧼 CARE
• Wash cold, inside-out
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not iron directly on the design

📌 PLEASE NOTE
• Each item is made to order, so returns or exchanges aren’t accepted
• We offer a free replacement or refund for defective or incorrect items

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HumanPhase made this item with help from
Professional Print Network, United States

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HumanPhase
Nicole
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