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Dog Meme Shirt, Calm Dog Chaotic Owner Tee, Funny Dog Owner T-Shirt, Dog Mom Humor Gift, Chaotic Dog Dad Shirt, Sarcastic Comfort Colors Tee

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BluegreenPortal  
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Dog meme shirt for the household where the dog is the calm one. Calm dog, chaotic owner: a funny dog owner tee for dog moms and dog dads who are fully aware of the situation.

🐾 THE DESIGN
💬 Calm dog. Chaotic owner. In distressed vintage block letters
🐶 Works for every breed, because every dog has watched their person lose their keys twice before 9am
🖤 Worn-in print texture for a soft, lived-in look
🎁 A gift for the dog mom, dog dad or friend who will laugh because it is true

👕 THE SHIRT
🧵 Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed tee in 100% ring-spun, ethically grown US cotton
🪶 Medium weight at 6.1 oz per square yard, relaxed fit with a crew neckline
🪡 Double-needle stitching and no side seams, so it holds its shape wash after wash
✨ Pre-shrunk for sizing that stays put, with a signature sewn-in twill label
🧼 Care: machine wash warm, do not iron directly on the print

🛒 ORDERING
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This design was created using AI-assisted tools as part of our creative process.



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  • Cost to ship: $5.99
  • Ships from: Hialeah, FL

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JW Poppy
BluegreenPortal ·

New Hampshire, United States

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