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Vlad's Waffle House Vampire Diner T-Shirt | Just One Bite, Late Night
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Highlights
Step into a neon-drenched, midnight diner where laughter hums under buzzing fluorescent lights and someone always dares you to take "just one bite." This tee captures that mischievous, late-night energy — a vampire-run waffle joint, greasy plates, and whispered secrets between sips of too-strong coffee. Wear it to lean into after-hours adventures, comic-con alleyways, or quiet nights out when you want to signal playful weirdness without shouting. The shirt sits soft and light against your skin, so it becomes part of the ritual: slipping it on, heading out for midnight fries, trading stories about strange nights gone wrong. It’s for people who collect strange hours and strange friends, who like humor edged with a little bite.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) — soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a cleaner look and reduced waste
- Durable collar with ribbed knit and shoulder tape to maintain shape
- DTF sleeve and inner neck prints with DTG front/back prints; tear-away label
- Certified safety and ethical sourcing (Oeko-Tex, US cotton protocols) with 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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Order today to get by Jun 9-13
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Returns & exchanges accepted within 30 days
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Ships from: United States
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